Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board The Mainframe of the Reboot

when said Rat turns up again I shall be happy to have him in my mouth.

(As i said, Good eating on a rat)

I think I'm just going to leave this one alone.

A rat in mouth is worth two in the hand?

you dirty rat you killed my brudder!

I know it's been nearly a month, but

I LOVE SoM's official corrospendences!

<Enters through one of the many interconnecting tesseracts and begins sniffing around, obviously following a scent trail. Pauses to sniff around the area where someone with a sound effect for a name relieved himself on the floor. Back arched, hair standing on end, quickly bolts out a different tesseract.>

Hrun finishes his ablutions and turns to look for his fur pouch on legs.

Throws axe at departing cat and sees it disapear through tesseract with cat.

"Must find a tracker to find that cat" he shouts to the gods

Careful with the axe, Hrun! I know SoM wouldn't be too pleased if you kept throwing it in here.

And I'll have no shouting outside my office! I have some skittish clients in there right now. Perhaps your cat quest could relocate toward the Madness wing until I'm done, please? There are some interesting places for a feline to hide in there, after all.

****Myaoooollllll****

He'd better NOT have harmed on hair on that Stoopid Cat's scrawny little body! I'll rip him to pieces!!!! Then I'll resharpen my claws with his rusty little axe!

****Myaooooollllll******

Hrun throws an axe at this cat too. It misses but by a whisker, and shaves all the fur off the last two inches of Connies tail.

Even if I was wrong (not conceding, mind you), I prefered the platinum blonde would-be dictator to a man who would skin an innocent feline.

Shame, shame, Hrun.

Whatever hunter/huntress deity you observe, are not cats among the hunters?
We Macphersons have a saying: "Touch not the cat, but the glove."

Let me just add that this won't be allowed in the Miner wing either. I'd rather not see any harm come to any of the musical gear or the video games.

I'll add that this sort of behavior *will* be allowed in my vicinity.

But I have sworn to protect the denizens of Legion World, specifically the felines.

Ugh!

I guess when the other barbarians go raping and pillaging, from now on, Hrun will JUST go pillaging.

Connie, Loreena Bobbitt has nothing on you!

Nice kitty.

*activates Mobile Forcefield Containment Units, moving all involved in these sorry incidents to the Security Office cells*

Um, be careful everyone. Once Shark Lad is woken up in his 'office', everything will be fair game for eating...

The Security Office cells are in the pool?

Hmm, that means Hrun would be in the shallow end.

Wow. I'm tempted to go and get convicted of something just to serve pool time. Er, jail time!

Well, Shark Lad's office is a giant pool.

To make things interesting, I've had his office installed directly over the Emerald Empress, Super Lad Kid and Space Ranger's offices.

Hrun Laughs, He likes to see this shaven pussy.

He bends to pick shattered cat claws from his Armour plated lion cloth and looks around. From the floor below him he can hear the faint sound of water.

"Hrun must find more cat fur for these meager two inches will not make a pouch fit for a king"

He turns to the nearest wall and punches through it as if it were made of paper and walks out of the security office.

"Come to me mighty Elfwine, Axe of my forebears" and the huge weapon of Hrun smacks into his hand.

*looks through the new hole in the wall*

Well, I always said the security office could use a bit more lighting! Or, at least, now I have.

Hmm...Hrun has a telekinetic/empathic rapport with his weapon? Or perhaps Elfwine is something more. I'm picturing a barbarian Tyr now!

Our insurance rates are gonna skyrocket.

Or they would if anyone had been dumb enough to insure us to begin with.

We should start holding talks with Policy Pam at this rate. If we don't have insurance now, we'll definitely need it down the road.