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I'd love to volunteer as this administration's psychologist and psychiatrist. Someone has to help ease the transition from the sane wing to the madness wing, give the leaders some encouraging words, and aid the paranoia department should anything arise!

I know there's going to have to be some counseling once IB and Cobalt work out these security camera issues!

That and I need to get some practice in for my college major somewhere. Do employees get front-row seats to the first Calamity show?

Dear Thora,

Sod Off.

Yours Sincerely
Sanity or Madness?
LMBP Leader.

Dear Invisible Brainiac,

I'm afraid those fall under Cobalt Kid's jurisidiction. While, as Leader, I have full access to the tapes as and when I want them, I have no involvement with the day-to-day running.

I advise you to write to the Security Office, asking for a post.

Yours Sincerely
Sanity or Madness?
LMBP Leader.

Dear Future,

Yes I do believe this arrangement is satesfactory, and you may start your post immediately.

Unfortunately, however, I have no involvement with any calamities.

Yours Sincerely
Sanity or Madness?
LMBP Leader.

Dear Frostfyre,

Apply to the requistion department for your first two items.

As for your fixation on Miss Thora, I advise you to meet with Councillor Future at the earliest possible opportunity to see about resolving that little issue.

Yours Sincerely
Sanity or Madness?
LMBP Leader.

Thora of Taltar wasn't making a request, cretin!

Dear Thora,

Sod Off.

Yours Sincerely
Sanity or Madness?
LMBP Leader.

I'm sure we can work something out.

We'll even provide employees with headphones. The kind people wear for protection when they fire shotguns. Trust me, you'll need 'em.

This is now my throneroom and bed chamber. Mr Madness! and Mr Miner please vacate the premises and worship your Queen.

My apologies madam, you seem to be in the wrong building. This facility is for elected leaders and Government officials only. If i may suggest you return to your official residence on Embassy Row. Where I am sure the psyonian ambassador (a real princess) will be delighted to teach you the finer points of manners and etiquette.

Hmmf.

After all the campaigning I did for SoM?, I don't even get a lackey's post?

whatever happened to graft and patronage? is there no respect for tradition?

Dear Kent,

Tradition also dictates that you make a general or specific request of the Leader in order to gain a Cabinet Membership. What ministry would you like?

Yours Sincerely
Sanity or Madness?
LMBP Leader.

Dear Glorith,

Sod Off.

Yours Sincerely
Sanity or Madness?
LMBP Leader.

SoM?-

how about Director of External Affairs?

Dear Director Shakespeare,

Sure.

Yours Sincerely
Sanity or Madness?
LMBP Leader.

I'd invite Glorith and Thora to come to my psych office to talk off their hostilities...but I don't believe one can ever be adequately trained enough for that!

Perhaps you ladies can channel your need for acceptance and rage creatively? Start a project, work in the flogging room, or make some friends through a dinner party.

All right!
new haircut and reporting for duty!

Let's get Thora and Glorith in a arena and charge admission, so to fund a San Diego expedition for the whole cabinet!

As Chief of Security, I have cameras following Thora and Glorith at *all* times now, just in case...um, you know...something happens.

Step up survillance - I want to know the microt either of them step out of line.

Good idea Kent. I can't remember the last time I had a vacation. I do know I'm way overdue for one though.

To: Sanity or Madness
CC: Outdoor Miner
Re: Security Office Report

SoM and OM, here is a report to give you a full briefing on the Security Office and those in it's employ.

Chief of Security: Cobalt Kid (position is for life, can only be lost through retirement or death).

Deputy Chief of Security: Space Ranger (temporarily suspended)

Full Security Officers: Arachne, Invisible Brainiac, Shark Lad, Emerald Empress, Super Lad Kid, Dev-Em, Furball, Blockade Boy, Minesurfer. I'd like to remind you that these are the cream of the crop and most have already recieved numerous awards for showing valor during times of crisis.

There are also a small handful of ultra secret security officers that I will not name, and can keep a secret under the Legion World Constitution Section F4, article 9.3. Between us, don't worry about these NOC's, they have a variety of uses.

Space Ranger is currently suspended, although that case is still pending. Mind control may be involved, and the Alt ID Revolt was politically strenuous enough to ensure that things are handled with the most gentle of care. I am confident that he will be exonerated.

Best of luck during your term.

Chief of Security
Cobalt Kid

PS- a report from the Legion World Triumvirate (myself, Eryk Davis Ester and Greybird) will most likely be sent soon.

Yes and I want to know the microt one or the other of them steps out of their cloths

Oh Faraway you can bathe in my beauty anytime, or you can watch me beat Mr. Sanity mad, or Mr. Madness sane. You Choose.

You know, I wasn't planning to declare War on you & Thora for at least another week. But if need be, I suppose I could move the timetable up...

Bring It On!