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LMB Kiss-O-Meter
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Will it go off the scale when EDE plants one on Teeds?
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Will I get my ass kicked into the 31st century when I try to plant one on Giant Robotic Lesbian?
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Will EDE get his ass licked when he plants one on ....... (oh I could never tell)?
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Will I get my ass kicked for slipping ______ the tongue?
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Hey! The Kiss-O-Meter is pure Silver Age! Comics Code in effect!!
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Originally posted by MLLASH: Will it go off the scale when EDE plants one on Teeds? Whose pleasure are we measuring, here?
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Will it be as I imagined when I finally hook up with ______ ?
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Do they know I really don't have a specific word in mind when I do this __________?
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"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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MUMPS OUTBREAK ON LEGION WORLD! RAMPANT TONGUE-KISSING BLAMED FOR CATASTROPHE!
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Originally posted by THE LMB ENQUIRER: [b]MUMPS OUTBREAK ON LEGION WORLD! RAMPANT TONGUE-KISSING BLAMED FOR CATASTROPHE! [/b] JINX PLEASURES AND CLEANS HERSELF AT THE SAME TIME! RAMPANT TONGUE USE BLAMED FOR CAT-ASS-TROPHE!
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Well, I for one would never display a Cat-Ass Trophy on my mantlepiece.
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Keep up the puns, Semi, and you'll be almost as kissable as Teeds!!!
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Keep up the puns, Semi, and you'll be almost as kissable as Teeds!!! My posts have the best puns. That's why I have an A-Post-Trophy on my mantlepiece.
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Unfortunately, STU, if you're looking for a kiss, you're out of luck.
While I value punning ability highly in a kissing partner, if you look like a dog I really don't care how witty you are...
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Kiss me, you fool!
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Let the Fun Begin!
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Pucker up!
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are we kissing to be clever?
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I will never sully my lips with the touch of a man!
Yes, this is what I look like. Except they left out the buttcrack in my head.
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Legionnaire!
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Originally posted by Anti-Lad: I will never sully my lips with the touch of a man! You've just never BEEN KISSED by me dear!!!
Let the Fun Begin!
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Yes, this is what I look like. Except they left out the buttcrack in my head.
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Stop, Anti-Lad!
You're turning me on even more, and I'm about to short circuit from the frenetic vibrating of my metallic nether regions!
One Legion World, under GRL.
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