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Howdy and welcome to The f**' Lair! Why not grab a pizza or five and sit down in one of the many beanbags conveniently located all over the place. Don't worry about the plates and empty pizza boxes...you can just put 'em under one of the beanbags! Hey! What's your porn preference? Got twenty screens goin' constantly just ready to load up your porn of choice---man-on-woman, man-on-man, girl-on-girl, man-on-sheep---it's all here, folks! Feel free to, uh, express yourself if you want...no holds barred in the Lair! Like the thong? Oh, I see...couldn't see it under the overhang, eh? Actually, the inside of the thong has its own tessaract to contain 'Lardy, Jr.' You think the GUT's big...well, heh-heh.. Anyhoo, feel free to wear as little as you feel like. I know what it's like to suffer within the constraints of clothing <sigh>. Wetbar's over yonder...help yourself. Gotta nuther tessaract fulla more liquor than even the LMB could handle! Leavin' so soon? Well, come back soon and bring four or five little hotties with ya next time---and live life to its fattest! ![[Linked Image]](http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t179/timpatrick67/DreamGirlNude.jpg) [/QB]
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Ummm-- Lardy-- is that the Emerald Dildo of Ekron lying on that pizza box?
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Yep! Didn't I mention all the wonderful 'toys' I got around here?
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Oh, I forgot---amidst all those skin pics on the walls, you might notice the one with the two clothed guys eatin' pizza: It's the only known existing picture of me and EDE together! See, we are two separate guys!
Okay...so maybe one of us looks like he's been pasted on. But it's authentic! Honest!
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Where did this insane notion that you & EDE are the same poster come from anyway? Someone would have to be a friggin' crackpot with too much time on their hands to think that!
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Yeah...someone WOULD! 
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Just droppin' by! Quite frankly, the decor isn't really my cup of tea. We really are very different people, Lardy!
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Shyeah, right!
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Faraway appears, throws two water bombs at Lardy (needed because of his size) and one at EDE who is also there, or is he????? "off I go again" 
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hi
i like your room, i like the pizza and the beanbags. Hope ya can drop by my house/room
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Awright, everybody...time to play, "let's fish out all of Lardy's excess navel lint!"
Um, just kidding...unless it sounds like a good thing, of course....
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Hi Lardy - I just dropped by with this delicious green salad and lo-fat dressing....
MY GOD!!! What are those women doing on that screen??!! Think I'll pull up a bean bag and watch a while - this could be very educational.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Hey! Anyone needs help popping their brewskis, feel free to use my navel as a bottle opener!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Man, it's HOT in here! Gonna have to lose the thong.... ![[Linked Image]](http://members.aol.com/drake3002/images/llad.jpg)
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Originally posted by LARDLAD: Man, it's HOT in here! Gonna have to lose the thong....
Hmm. This isn't becoming our version of that picture is it?
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Originally posted by Lightning Lad: Originally posted by LARDLAD: [b] Man, it's HOT in here! Gonna have to lose the thong.... Nah! This one's much better looking!
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Okay, I'm a little cooled off now...the thong's back on! ![[Linked Image]](http://a3.grp.yahoofs.com/v1/UHMbP0JQdEeHc_HAd_k9b1sY9YW9fVkF2wjLxt_V4YXERxjHkw_AHmiVjAaMWhtGhCMycVRNGtMvJ901HtlJYsDeLQVIps3nTXF3Sg/Lard-elGand%21.jpg)
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Mmmm...I feel so...yummy!
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Substitute
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Hmm... this place needs to be cleaned up.
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Originally posted by LARDLAD:
Howdy and welcome to The f****' Lair!
Hey! What's your porn preference? Got twenty screens goin' constantly just ready to load up your porn of choice---man-on-woman, man-on-man, girl-on-girl, man-on-sheep---it's all here, folks! Feel free to, uh, express yourself if you want...no holds barred in the Lair! Oh My Goddess!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Having two kids tend to eat into your posting time Lou. I just hope he gets back on line asap. mind you i could do without seeing that picture again
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I don't know what the picture was, so I guess I'm glad all I'm seeing is the little red X.
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