Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board April 3012 Election Debate Thread

Y'all all cray-cray.

Someone seems a hesitant to contemplate the time travel route. Perhaps Phineas B. Fuddle left a bigger scar than we thought?

Do I understand that my opponent wishes to implement a toll system on time-travel routes?

For shame, sir. For shaaaaaaaame.

Excellent question... if only to demonstrate the type of negative campaigning that other, lesser, candidates might engage in.

I, personally, do not believe in the spreading of rumors, and I advise that no one should trust a candidate who does.

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Like Cobie.

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as the appointed spokesman for The Candidate Who Hast Not Yet Announced (TCWHNYA), I am duly authorized to answer some questions on their behalf.

TCWHNYA does not wash cars (for reasons that will one day soon become completely obvious)

TCWHNYA does not approve of the wearing of any undergarments, unless they are all one wears. In the latter case, green is an acceptable choice.

We hear unconfirmed reports that Anita and Cobalt Kid are one and the same person! Sorry, that's all we hear as of yet.

Clearly those shoes are too big to fill. TCWHNYA proposes a national week of mourning for the end of said administration, to be followed by a month of drunken debauchery.

TCWHNYA points out that Candidate Cobalt Kid only puts that question out to deflect attention from his own role in the matter.

The Atlantic to the Mediterranean to the Aegean.

TCWHNYA will neither confirm nor deny that TCWHNYA is someone's alt.

Nothing makes you look fat.

That would be MLLash, whether he is running or not.

Kent, care to comment on the rumors that you are representing Legion Worlder 'gone'?

The Election Tyrant does not get his hands dirty.

The Election Tyrant goes commando and can convince you to vote for him anyway.

The Election Tyrant could make reveal this answer for a large donation to the Ex/Tyrant Campaign Fund.

I'm the Election Tyrant.

The Election Tyrant doesn't pay tolls.

The Election Tyrant regularly stands on Alts.

The Election Tyrant requests Invisible Brainiac to remove the shirt so as to give the question context.

ooooooooooh you MEAN!

Your point?

Candidates,

Now that it looks like the PB&J ticket is going to enter the race, are you ready to drop out and concede the race?

I promise Legion World that if I ever drop out, it will be at the last minute and only after I've made a complete and utter mockery of the election, dragging it out far past the point of being funny.

Concede? Ha!

I don't know the meaning of the word, "concede"!


<whispering to his campaign team> <span style="font-size: 10px;">No... seriously... what's it mean? You guys have to start doing better prep work if I'm going to be fielding questions. I'm dying out here.</span>

How any good can come of participating in this thread, I don't know. 'sigh'


Yes. Super speed! Unless I accidentally smashed your car with my bulging biceps.

then I would fly you around personally. We could reenact that scene from Superman.

Power Boy: "Don't worry, I've got you."
EDE: "But who's got you!"



hmm, I'm not sure New Gods based on Greek myths wear 'underpants'. Let's find out AFTER Jerry and I get your vote!

I can ... indeed ... Calm Those Tits! But Jerry has graciously offered .....

Mostly rumors of CORRUPTION Exnihil ! In fact, I plan on throwing the Election Tyrant into the darkest dungeon on Legion World for one year as my first act as leader!! It's not looking good for yourself or Cobalt Kid either.

This is a very good question, One I will leave to Jerry, In fact I offer Jerry as worthy of the Rocky/Fanfie legacy. He's awesome.

Why do you ask? Mob ties?

I think we should treat our Legion Worlders with multiple personality disorder compassionately. (Otherwise we wouldn't have any members!)

And ... yes. that shirt makes you look fat. Take it off immediately. There ... MUCH better.

<---- BOOM tube teleportation.

Okay, that just won my vote!

Although somewhat mitigated by the subsequent participation, this shows a certain wisdom.

I forgot to remind him to hold onto his nelly hat!

Candidates,

Recently, LW seems to have seen a sharp decline in posts by Ram Boy. In fact, it has been over a month since his last post. What will you do about this serious threat to the level of humor on LW?

Candidates:

Can I have onion rings on the side instead of fries for the same price?

Of course. But, we agree with Hillary that carrots are a better choice.

Onion Rings

Carrots

Amnesty and one month's free rent.

I am in favor of any initiative that involves my constituency getting some on the side.


<Ex's campaign team quickly scrambles to his side, frantically whispering>


What? No... settle down, fellas. The press would never take a quote out of context.

I'll vote for whomever can promise to lower or altogether eliminate LW's exorbitant monthly user fees.