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Like the Phoenix
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58d. Doesn't anyone want to hear my side of the story?
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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Nobody's Alt But Mine
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<font face="chalkboard"><span style="font-size: 15px;">59. "The Romney" is suddenly everyone's must-have hairdo at holiday parties.</span></font f>
"It's bad for you, but buy it."
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60. I burn my butt on he towel heater. 
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Nobody's Alt But Mine
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<font face="chalkboard"><span style="font-size: 16px;">60a. We all sit funny for a week, in solidarity. Though we are too embarrassed to explain this to outsiders, who draw all sorts of inappropriate conclusions on the matter.</span></font f>
"It's bad for you, but buy it."
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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60b. We are reminded of that Lois Lane cover with stars coming out of her butt.
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Legionnaire!
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60c. When we go back to sitting normally, outsiders still draw all sorts of inappropriate conclusions.
Beauty's where you find it. Not just where you bump and grind it.
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60d. So we serenade them with James' 1990 UK Top 3 hit, "Sit Down."
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Nobody's Alt But Mine
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Originally posted by Jerry:
60c. When we go back to sitting normally, outsiders still draw all sorts of inappropriate conclusions. </span></font f>
"It's bad for you, but buy it."
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Substitute
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60f. Lad With Glasses is peer-pressured into asking Ann Hebistand to be his NYE date.
death becomes me
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60g. When they marry, they receive a towel heater as a gift.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Unseen, not unheard
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60h. Power Boy receives a multitude of offers to rub burn cream on his butt.
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60i. but all those offers are from Lardy and GRL.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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60j. Thora just offers to flog him some more.
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The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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60l. And I'm pretty sure that's NOT burn cream. 
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61. Ends up with grill marks on his butt. Now knows how a salmon feels. 
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61b. Thinks maybe pork is a better metaphor. 
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61c. Ends up double posting because of emotional trauma of the whole ordeal.
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62. Since corporations are legally people, Monsanto becomes the Republican frontrunner.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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63. Hugh Grant the crappy actor and Hugh Grant the corporate fat cat become indistinguishable from each other.
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63a. And they start hanging out at Hugh Grant Circle in the Bronx.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
62. Since corporations are legally people, Monsanto becomes the Republican frontrunner. 62a. Which leaves B of A to run as its opposition[sic].
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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64. There suddenly start to be celebrities who are famous only for being famous.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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65. Bianca Jagger wins the Nobel Prize.
<span style="font-size: 11px;">(Eh, come to think of it...)</span>
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