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by Klar Ken T5477 - 05/28/25 04:37 PM
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The Present is Past
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I wish I had a real sticker like that or at least a color printer to print it off. It would cause just the ruckus on campus that I like. 
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I'm sure Doc would be the hero of the campaign to legalize wheeling mists, if they weren't already legal on Legion World!
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If they were ever illegal, this Security Officer might be turning a blind eye...
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Surely with the wheeling mists platform Mayavale (or Ike) would win by a landslide.
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I LIKE IKE!!
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Doctor Mayavale's Meditation Tent and Chamber of Lives is now offering "Mayavale May Prevail" T-Shirts in all remaining sizes at half off.
I LIKE IKE!!
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Being in here makes me feel funny.
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feelin' hot hot hot
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All that I can find that isn't too big is this baby t-shirt! Looks tight.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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feelin' hot hot hot
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Too true... but I'm a sucker for a sale. I figure I can rip the oversized shirt down to something cute, though. Did it often enough in high school...
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Sentients, Please clear out the tent, the swirling mists have rotted the tent fabric and the whole structure is likely to collapse. Please move along in an orderly fashion now.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(OOPS! Too Late! There it goes!)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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It's just a tent.
(walks away)
Cali, you can burn your way out, right?
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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feelin' hot hot hot
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Ooh, good idea Luna~
Uhm... whoops... think I might've burned a li'l too much...
Sorry about the shirts!!
<skitters away>
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(sniffs)
Well, that answers the question of what the shirts were made from.
All of a sudden I crave a pizza.
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Ah, a quick rest in here to get me warmed up for tomorrow's activities at the convention. Maybe I can have a few words with Mayavale about the state of the universe...
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It is always good when you join me, my young friend. Sit a spell, take your shoes off...
I LIKE IKE!!
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<gets comfortable>
Your instincts have never let me down Doctor. I feel as if the LMB is on the verge of a major shift and change, and I'm trying to overcome my initial distaste for large scale change.
Many large questions loam, but the first order of business is to make sure they are addressed. You're wisdom earlier has made me see that.
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It is important to remember what we stand for. For those who stand for nothing will fall for anything.
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Well said Doctor.
And although I often am very prominent on this board, to the point where I feel as if I should pull it back, I feel that we must express what we believe in, and so continue to offer my opinions on matters. The LMB has a point afterall, and I remember it well, ever since I helped found the group. I hope others see it as clearly...
It hasn't been the smoothest road these past twelve months or so, but I feel that sometimes you need to be knocked down a bit in order to remind yourself how to stand up.
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And sometimes you just need to be knocked down! <Pushes Cobalt Kid into the pool>
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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<falls into pool of mist>
Aw, Kippers...
<blows the wheeling mists into KP, and lets the effect settle in>
...lets have a groovin' old time!
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Sometimes the wheel of fortune runs over you repeatedly, smooshing you until you are like flat roadkill drying in the sun. Sometimes the wheel of fortune grants you a free spin, which you may take from the wheel and hold onto until needed.
Through many lives I have been knocked down many times. In some lives I have been knocked up, and then murdered by the father of my child to cover up his illicit acivities.
But none of that is important right now. What is important is that in disquisitions of every kind there are certain primary truths, or first principles, upon which all subsequent reasoning must depend. Figure out these first principles, and your constitution will follow.
I LIKE IKE!!
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<enters>
Are you here, old friend? I feel its time I once again partake in the wheezing mists to hone spiritual focus and guidance in my plans for Legion World's future.
<opens illegal bottle of Khundian Absinthe>
As always, I could use your counsel.
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