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Among the most interesting subplots of the Kennedy Conspiracy:

The murder(?) of Dorothy Kilgallen.

I just watched some old What's My Line? episodes with her on YouTube. They are pretty funny.

Say Abin hasn't posted in over 2 months...
you don't suppose he ...gulp...sank?

WML is just about my favorite show right now. I record the middle-of-the-night showings off GSN, and watch it every morning.

It's fascinating in terms of the cultural differences between now and fifty years ago, some of which seem to be positive, some less so. There's a lot of incredibly un-PC stuff, like joking about contestants being overweight. On the other hand, there's a constant promotion of charitable causes that's not really like anything that you see on TV these days.

Someone should make a movie about President McKinley's assassination.

<looks around>

Well, which one of you is volunteering?

Someone should make a movie about the attempted assassination of Andrew Jackson, where he ends up caning the guy himself!

Or a movie about when Thomas Jefferson killed that guy on his front lawn while he was President!

Except, of course, that Thomas Jefferson should be more akin to the Golden Age Batman throughout the entire film, complete with one-liners and cold-hearted resolve in what he does is right.

When TJ hears the Alexander Hamilton has been killed in a duel with Aaron Burr, he could say something like: "A fitting end for one of his ilk!"

Oh, and any Thomas Jefferson movie should have him fighting Tripolitan pirates at least once!

Absolutely!

Plus, John Adams should be made to appear very cruel and evil, even historically innaccurate, similar to a modern day Caligula. He's basically Thomas Jefferson's "Joker" but a lawyer.

Actually, they should just pop out from behind any nearby curtain from time-to-time for no apparent reason throughout the flick.

...with tilted camera angles and cheesy music a la 60s Batman.

I liked it when the President dances the Jeff-tusi.

And we dispel all those Sally Henning rumors once and for all by showing that TJ carried the torch for "Jimmy" Madison.

Jeepers! Just because they lived together in Monticello, often slept in the same bed together, Jimmy wore those cute li'l hotpants, and they referred to each other as "dearest chum!"...

But what about Dolly and her great sticky buns?

I saw Martha Stewart make Martha Washington's great cake on TV. Here is the recipe:

Take 40 eggs and divide the whites from the yolks and beat them to a froth. Then work 4 pounds of butter to a cream and put the whites of eggs to it a Spoon full at a time till it is well work'd. Then put 4 pounds of sugar finely powdered to it in the same manner then put in the Yolks of eggs and 5 pounds of flour and 5 pounds of fruit. 2 hours will bake it. Add to it half an ounce of mace and nutmeg half a pint of wine and some fresh brandy.

With 4 pounds of sugar, 5 pounds of flour, and 5 pounds of fruit, this is one heavy cake.

I'll pass, but thanks.

At least be polite and have a sliver. Ms. Stewart said that this is one of those cakes that tastes better after a couple of days.

Sounds awfully rich. I'll definitely need a cup of coffee to go with.

too rich for me. I'm out.

Oh, you're no fun anymore!