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Racheal Ray, makin' me a smoked turkey sandwich. She's got exactly what I want... bread and sliced turkey.

I was reading an article about Hitchcock's Psycho last night just before turning in.

Go ahead and guess who kept showing up in my dreams? I dare you.

[headdesk] I won't be choosing that kind of reading material after 5 PM again for a loooooooong time, let me tell you. (Though I was still brave enough to take a shower this morning, rather than a bath.)

Mother...?

Erin Gray!

Yeah right, I wish!!

Oh well, maybe one day .... unless, ... maybe she was in one of those dreams you can't remember when you wake up!!?

AW MAN!!!

I so wish Erin Gray would visit my dreams. Although, I have had some fun ones with others.

Like who? The only celebrity that was ever in my dreams that's hot would be Christina Applegate. But she was lost in a parking lot or something!

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Last night, I dreamt that Invisible Brainiac and myself were bowling with pomegranates. Hawaiian shirts so loud that they should have had volume control over the breast pocket were also involved.

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I had a dream last night that I got a phone call from Kent Shakespeare. I see Kent on FB all the time, but I do miss him here.

I miss Kent, too, Rocky.

Cobie and Lardy have been in my dreams a lot, maybe because of the animated (but always civil) discussions we've had in the Gym'll forum.

Uh, earlier this week, I dreamed that there was a weird black pipe thing in our kitchen that was spewing Cheerios and bits of cork everywhere. mr_cleome was trying to catch the debris with a big trashcan so the whole house wouldn't flood.

So I had to call my temp agency and tell them that I'd be late to work. When I dialed the number, I got put on hold and treated to a perky song about the joys of working for the agency. And... in the middle was a rap by Vanilla Ice.

I can't even describe how badly, upon waking, I wanted to call up the agency and inquire as to whether Mr. Ice's services were available for assignments locally.

Had a dream about Lash the other day. Something else else about him coming out to somebody...have no idea where that came from.

Power Girl! It was set around the '70s All-Star series, with elements of Infinity, Inc. I was a member, maybe Star-Spangled Kid, but I'm not sure. There was one moment where she made a dumb mistake and didn't know who had done it. She asked for the person's name. My response: "Do you prefer Kara Zor-L or Karen Starr?"

^^Typical chauvinist pig.

BTW, at least in my dream, "Kara Zor-L" is pronounced exactly the same as "Kara Zor-El".

A giant talking praying mantis that tried to kill me and a little girl.

I had another JSA dream. This one was a Legion crossover, but I don't remember the details.

Blaze was tickling me, as usual! And he wouldn't stop even after I counted to 10!

I was with Invisible Brainiac under a starry night, holding each other's hands, without a care in the world.

Blaze made me breakfast in bed, only it wasn't breakfast because it was a dimsum buffet.

Then Blaze's sisters came and did a tap dance, while the giant cat that hides in Blaze's cellar turned into a flying Kryptonite kitty.

Oh, and Blaze promised to do whatever I say from now on

I had a truly weird dream last night about my former idol, Julian Cope.

In the dream, I was a fly-on-the-wall witnessing Cope having a mystically-related nervous breakdown that proved fatal. Then this omniscent voice said, "Don't judge him for what he was, judge him for what he could have been."

I'm sure it had something to do with my having recently read some damning allegations made about Cope's character by a former musical collaborator of his. I took the allegations with a grain of salt, or so I thought. I mean, when I say "former idol", I mean I still listen to a few of his albums, but I don't look up to him anymore. But somewhere in my unconscious, those allegations must have really made an impression.

I dreamt of having wacky adventures with my "sistah", Calm Yo Tits... but maybe it wasn't a dream?

I was visiting Fanfic Lady and her family at their palatial summer estate. It was really gorgeous (an incredibly lush garden just a stone's throw from the beach!), and my Spanish was impeccable. Except... I deeply offended the family by constantly forgetting which country we were in.

Sorry, FL.

No worries, Cleome. In RL, my father's side of the family CAN be a little too proud sometimes.

(It's Ecuador, BTW.)

Wonder Woman in a bad costume.

Then a group of high school girls moved the wall behind my house forward two feet. I retrieved a knife to protect myself from intruders, before realizing they were high school girls, Decided they were harmless when I noticed they were sweeping up the mess they had made. My dog got out and stole their dust pan.