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Not so fast, Daywalker ...
INUKCHUK!
<SharkLad does indeed channel the power of the Shark Beast Avatar, growing to 80 feet tall>
YOU'LL NEED A BIGGER HOLE THAN THAT TO ENGULF ME!
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That's what he said!
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<SharkLad grabs Pagan Lass and moves to out of danger>
Is that the best you've got?
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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The Shark Beast Avatar? Perhaps this little kitty will handle the Shark Beast Avatar for me... <Plucks Stoopid Cat, in Tiger God Avatar form, from the ground near his feet and hurls him at Sharky...>
No, I was Never a Bond Girl...
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**YOWL**
Crap! Sumthin tells me this is gonna hurt!
**Yowl**
When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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HERE, KITTY, KITTY. KITTY ... <leaps into a martial arts stance> I CALL THIS 'CRUSHING TIGER, FLYING FLEABAG' <punts Stoopid Cat across the zone>
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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**YOWL**
Crap! Sumthin tells me this is gonna hurt even more!
Sharky you fish brained idiot, we're on the same side!
**Yowl**
When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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<flies at distracted Daywalker while Ranger is down> Looks like I'm up, but this hero hardly ever plays fair! <crashes into the back of Daywalker's head> Yowza! That actually burnt my hands! Still, time for another go... <flies back, only to be smashed backwards, falling near the Ranger> <rubs head> Well, like the old days then...getting our asses kicked side by side rather than doing it to each other... 
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Originally posted by The Stoopid Cat:
Sharky you fish brained idiot, we're on the same side! WE ARE? MY BAD ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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<puts hand on Everyday Girl's shoulder>
Relax Brit...we'll play our part but not yet. All we'd do is distract Ranger and Cobie if we entered the battle...
<eyes them worrily>
C'mon guys...
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<firing Lard Force blasts in Daywalker's direction>
Gawd! I can hardly get a shot off at this guy! Who woulda thought Nighty's dopp would be the Poobah of all this crap that's been happening!
<fires more>
Crap--still week from that beatdown the other Lardy gave me...
<hears a noise from behind>
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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<lands next to Lardy>
You...don't know who your master is?
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Pal, I ain't GOT no flippin' master!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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I...actually think I believe you--but being an unwitting pawn makes you no less dangerous! <points at the Daywalker over in the distance> As powerful a threat as this Daywalker is, he is ruler of the Banned'Em Zone only...not the one whom you unwittingly serve. Though I'm sure the Daywalker wishes to leave this place and rule as much as the one referred to as "Justin Thyme" does. And Thyme has already made well his escape, I believe.
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Yeah? Well...how do YOU know so much? Maybe YOU are the pawn!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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I know because the Lard Force is giving me premonitions...as it did before I died defeating the Computer Tyrant.
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"Prime"...I remember those premonitions as well. I remember EVERYthing now! I foresaw Cali dying reigniting the fusion powerspheres that the Tyrant had shut off in order to suffocate and freeze Legion World to death! I've seen how you look around <gestures around them> as if you're experiencing tremendous deja vu--well that ain't how those flashes worked! They didn't give me a blow-by-blow, so I could predict everything as it happened--it was flashes...feelings! Have ya ever thought about that? Ever wondered just what the f*** was up with that?!?! <Prime looks confused, though still feeling even this is oddly familiar> Look, pal--if you're any Lard Lad worth your goddam salt, you'd put aside your stupid angst and help your friends against that evil piece of shit over there before he can get out and destroy the only place we've ever been truly able to call home! <gets in Prime's face> So either let's help our friends, or you kill me now and stack the odds that much MORE against them--make your choice!!!
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<he considers for a moment>
Very well. Against my better judgement, we will team up to beat this Daywalker back. We'll settle this later...on the other side!
<flies off toward the Daywalker>
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<grins> Yeeee-HOOOO!!!!
<'ports in front of the Daywalker>
Hey, ugly--how 'bout a face fulla Lard Force!!!!
<blast the Daywalker square in the face with powerful bolt>
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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<The Daywalker is totally focused on the Shark Beast Avatar and doesn't even notice Lardy untill the lardforce blast strikes him> A Gnat? <Absentmindedly backhands Lardy, sending him crashing to the ground next to Cobalt and the Ranger...> This Shark Thing could actually pose a challenge...
No, I was Never a Bond Girl...
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<wipes blood off nose>
Well...ready for Round-Two?
<flies up>
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Originally posted by The Daywalker:
[QBThis Shark Thing could actually pose a challenge... [/QB] 'COULD' POSE A THREAT?!? MINE IS THE POWER TO CRUSH MOUNTAINS, TO MOVE STARS... TO USE EXCESSIVE HYPERBOLE! NOW, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT! <charges the Daywalker>
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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<Sidesteps and trips Sharky with a classic WWF wrestling move and grabs him in a modified Ankle Lock --actually a Tail lock-- And begins applying the pressure...>
I think I'll twist your tail right off and use it to make Shark Fin Soup...
No, I was Never a Bond Girl...
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Abin... While he's focusing on Sharky see if you can get us around him... We need to be between him and the door!
I believe the spell book will be stronger there...
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What can I DO for you?
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Originally posted by The Daywalker:
<span style="font-size: 30px;">Bwah-ha-ha!!!</span>
You're a flea compared to me Ranger, [b]a Flea!
Cobalt Kid's trickery may have revived you... but it ends here! When you die in the Banned'em Zone... You Stay Dead! [/b] What? Cobalt? Yeah like he wouldn't have had brass bands playing on my return to trumpet his brilliance throughout Legion World. Nice Try Daywalker... Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (But Still...)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Originally posted by The Daywalker:
<The Daywalker is totally focused on the Shark Beast Avatar and doesn't even notice Lardy untill the lardforce blast strikes him>
A Gnat?
<Absentmindedly backhands Lardy, sending him crashing to the ground next to Cobalt and the Ranger...> Oof! <shakes it off> Tough bugger, that one! <notices Pagan's instruction to Abin> Looks like they have that in hand... <sees Prime batting back some other dopps> Prime and the others are keeping the dopps from flanking, looks like... <looks toward the door> Crap! Where's Rocky? I see Triple G over there, but...<panics>...Rocky's no where in sight! <'ports closer to door> Rocky!!! Where are you?!?!?
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Originally posted by The Daywalker:
I think I'll twist your tail right off and use it to make Shark Fin Soup... ARRGGH! THAT ACTUALLY HURTS! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE WATCHED MORE WRESTLING! INUKCHUK! <shrinks down to normal size, freeing himself from the Daywalker's grip> Hey Pagan-lady, can you super-size my teeth again?
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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