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<leaps on a still-dazed Lardy, straddles him and starts raining down blows> DIE, Imposter!!!<as he lands a particularly vicious strike that demolishes Lardy's nose, LLP winces and falls backwards> A-all this has happened before.....strongest feeling of deja vu......what the hell is going on?<wanders off in a daze, leaving Lardy sprawled and trying to regain his senses>
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Originally posted by Jailbait Lass: Originally posted by Everyday Girl: [b]<Above Everyday Girls head a hazy, indistinct, shadow appears and hesitates momentarily before darting into the center of the three girl entanglement...> Ohmygod! Ouch... Who?!?! What!?!? Why am I all... EWWWW!!! <As Brit and Lolita come to their senses and back away from the Every Night Girl, an 18 inch tall female shape buzzes up in their faces and strikes a hands on hips pose... Behind her the pneumatic form of the ENG begins to deflate, folding in on herself.> Crap on a Stick... I can't believe you two... Jebus H Christmas, I'm out of action for a lousy half hour and you two almost get yourselves slimed by an Inflatable Girl Wannabe??? [b] ...And them two Lard Butts are in for it too... Sittin' down to watch with beer and popcorn... I see you two pervs over there... that WWE Match you two are puttin' on ain't foolin' nobody...[/b]
But is that...My? [/b]Ohmygod... It looks and sounds like My, But... she kinda like shrunk...  <The 18 inch tall My Wee Fem rotated in the air and drew her twin Katanas...> Yes, it's me ladies... I knew Pagan wouldn't just sacrifice me but I didn't expect her to turn me into a Cack...
Hi! How are you?
<click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: <fighting side by side with Sharky, also oblivious to the potential girl on girl action he missed out on>
Nice moves Sharky, just like old times!
Originally posted by Gary Concord, an Ultra Man: [b] Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
[b] ...There doesn't appear to be one of me! How could that be...? There isn't one of you you idiot because you are your own evil doppelganger... Now quit looking for ways to cover yourself in glory... Where's Pagan Lass and her damm cat? This whole stupid excursion was to rescue them, remember? Or are you too busy being a glory hound?[/b]
<punches back more dopplegangers>
Besides, I don't see you having a doppleganger around here anywhere either. The only one with an ego the size of yours is--whoa.
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...hold on a second...you don't have a doppleganger either...?
<looks at Gary Concord, who he loathes, as if for the first time> [/b]<Stares back at Cobalt with a particularly nasty smirk on his face.> Are you finally figuring it out you self absorbed buffoon? When This happened on my version of... on my home planet... the first one through the gate was my evil doppelganger... and it was the first to fall!
Soon, Legion World, Soon your time will end.
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I always suspected but to see it laid out so plainly. <stares in disgust> You're every part of me I truly hate magnified by a 1,000 degrees. <grins menacingly> No wonder you and Frio hit it off so well...  <stops fighting the other dopplegangers focusing everything on Gary Concord> So tell me Concord--what game are you truly playing here?
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YK's self-launched missile attack blasts straight into a solid obsidian wall that formed suddenly in front of him.
SPLAT
He crumples to the ground half-concious, dazed his head reeling from the impact.
"I shoulda turned left at Albequerqe"
Standing over YK is an ominous figure shrouded in darkness, his shadows stretching and reaching for the Kid.
Yellow scrambles to his feet, he concentrates through the pain and summons his power. He spins a ball of light driving the shadows away. The flash brightens the figure in front of him,
"Blackout?!"
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<continues to wrestle LoneShark>
(this nefarious doppleganger is tougher than I thought ... hmmm, maybe one's own doppleganger is the toughest to defeat)
Yo Cobie ... good fighting along side you too ... reminds of that time when Salad-Tosser Lad ... OOMPH!
<LoneShark lands a blow right in the center of SharkLad's nose>
Wasn't expecting that ... feeling kinda woozy ...
<stumbles to his knees ... LoneShark stands above him and sneers>
Is this ... how it ends?
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
I always suspected but to see it laid out so plainly.
<stares in disgust> It's a little late to find that there's a world beyond the end of your... nose, Isn't it? Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
You're every part of me I truly hate magnified by a 1,000 degrees.
<grins menacingly>
No wonder you and Frio hit it off so well... Leave Frio out of this... Or Else... Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
<stops fighting the other dopplegangers focusing everything on Gary Concord>
So tell me Concord--what game are you truly playing here? Is everything a game to you? After the inhabitants of the Banned'em Zone overran and destroyed my Legion World... UTS, Star Ranger, and I were the last survivors... We went crazy with grief and rage... The three of us... just the three of us... We decided to find the Ruler of the Banned'em Zone, the being called the Daywalker, and make him pay for what was done to our world... We Failed! I was the only one left alive...Then!!! Somehow I found myself whole again... On your Legion World...
Soon, Legion World, Soon your time will end.
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And yet all you've done on Legion World is cause disunity and uncertainty. So here we are again, Concord.
<sees the next wave of dopplegangers approaching>
This Daywalker, this Justin Thyme or whoever he is...he's trying to do to our Legion World what he did to yours. Will you work together with me, then? Maybe its time we set aside our mutual loathing of each other. After all, if you're really just like me, you're certainly more than qualified to end this crisis by my side.
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<stumbles to Cobalt's side>
Suh-sorry to interrupt, but...*huff*...d-didja see that other me? *huff* Huh-he beat the shit outta me!
<leans on Cobalt>
Huh-whoever he is...he's more powerful with the Lard Force...*huff*...than I've ever been! Didn't know that was...*huff*...possib<span style="font-size: 8px;">uhhhh***</span>
<faints>
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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<grabs Lardy, begins using healing power on him>
Well, you've got something he doesn't, Lardy--a team of people to gang up on him!
Concord, call off your buddy over there! We've got real problems now! Whoever set up this fake Lardy to draw out me and the real Lardy from being on the run can bring the ruse to an end. We've got real problems now.
(Shit, who is this guy? He does look like how Lardy did before...but I know it can't possibly be him)
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<wanders around, a haunted look in his blank eyes, occasionally swatting away a random doppleganger before they even register to any of his senses>
All this has happened before...how is that possible?
<concentrates>
...so...how did it end?
<continues to look around, anticipating everything that happens>
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Cobalt, put that fat idiot out of his misery...
We need to get the doors re-shut... I'm certain that at least some of the doppelgangers have escaped into the tesseracts and/or Legion World.
Soon, Legion World, Soon your time will end.
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<Three hundred yards ---or three million miles depending on the perspective of the observer--- away from Cobalt Kid and Lard Lad Pagan Lass, Abin Quank and Stoopid Cat have been joined by Everyday Girl's Personal Demons, Nobody and No One.> Nobody: Big Boss lady, Mistress sent us... No One: ...to find you and lead you... Nobody: ...to her and safety! No One: And she made us promise to... Nobody: ...lead that monster out too... No One: ...so please tell him not to... Nobody: ...hurt us! <Pagan Looks down at Stoopid Cat.> Well?
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**Snarl**
I'll let them live... but if they ever throw me in the pool again...
**Snarl**
When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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Okaaaay... Something else else tells me... We'll figure this out later...
<Looks back at Nobody & No One.>
Okay you two lead us out...
Abin dear, a power ring bubble would be...
<Smiles at Abin as a green energy bubble envelops the party and lifts them above the throng>
Perfect...
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<LoneShark readies his final attack on the fallen SharkLad>
Guess there are worse ways to go ...
<suddenly LoneShark stiffens and collapses in front of SharkLad ... standing on his massive frame is none other than the tailless Twisted Beaver clutching a bloody shiv>
Well, who'd a thunk ... I guess Beev's doppleganger is on my side ...
<SharkLad searches the battlefield, spotting Cobalt Kid and LardLad>
Hey you guuuuys! Need a hand?
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
<grabs Lardy, begins using healing power on him>
Well, you've got something he doesn't, Lardy--a team of people to gang up on him!
Concord, call off your buddy over there! We've got real problems now! Whoever set up this fake Lardy to draw out me and the real Lardy from being on the run can bring the ruse to an end. We've got real problems now.
(Shit, who is this guy? He does look like how Lardy did before...but I know it can't possibly be him) Did you ever stop to think that the murderer you're shielding might be the fake? Or is that too much for the "Legendary Hero, Cobalt Kid" to understand... The Idea that... He's Wrong!Still there's no time now for this...Abin is bringing Pagan and the cat to the door... We need to get ready...Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (and once that door is shut we can sort everything else out...)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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<flies up to Ranger>
Ranger! As it did during the Five Faces of Death crisis, the Lard Force appears to be giving me premonitions. If I'm right, a terrible evil, one who is behind everything we've been through the last few weeks, has already escaped the Banned'Em Zone during the confusion! We must leave and seal this place off immediately--and find this menace before he causes untold carnage!
Also...<eyes the injured Lardy>...I suggest we leave him behind in this godforsaken hellhole! The premonitions make it obvious that this...obscenity...is our foe's accomplice! If we take him with us, I've foreseen that he will aid Justin Thyme and bring ruin to us all!
<turns to Ranger>
I've seen it in your eyes--you know I'm the real Lard Lad and that he's the mass murderer. This seems a suitable prison for him! What do you say?
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<weakly> unghhh...Des, don't let him...leave me here...
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Not a chance in hell, partner.
And yes Ranger, its way too much for the legendary ego of Cobalt Kid to admit he's wrong on this one.
But Concord is right (for once)...
<flies hard towards Abin, Pagan and Stoopid Cat>
That mangy furball always gave me a laugh...I think they can use a hand. In the meantime, how do you propose we shut the Banned'em Zone once and for all, Concord? If Pagan was holding them off all this time...
(And now its all making sense of where Justin Thyme has been all along...and exactly who he probably is...)
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<to Ranger, as Cobalt flies away> Here's our chance, Ranger...my foolish friend has flown off after promising this murderer that he will protect him! In all the confusion we can leave the murderer behind--Cobalt won't realize it 'til we, Cobalt and the rest of us have sealed the door permanently!
<looks Ranger in the eyes> Are you ready to follow thru, Ranger, and leave this abomination here to permanent exile?
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Lard Lad Prime, I say thee nay! I admit I am confused over which of you is the true Lard Lad, yet I know in my heart that neither should be left behind.
You must set aside your anger now and contiue this arguement when we return to Legion World, in peace!
<battling more dopplegangers>
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<Puts hand on Sir Roy's shoulder>
Easy, sentient... Save the heat for the doppelgangers.
<Looks hard at LLP>
NOBODY gets left behind, NOBODY!
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(What is it with these Lard Force Clowns? Can any of them be trusted?)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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<smiles weakly>...unggh...take that, freak...
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Abin! Cobalt and some scruffy guy are approaching at high speed...
Will you let them into the bubble, dear?
SC, Tiger Up, just in case, Please...
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