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"not chasing beaver?"

hmmm ... maybe the other Lard is the real Lard ...

<takes aim at Twisted Beaver>

Say hey to mom, Beev ...

Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam!

<goes over and picks up Beaver's tail>

hmmm ... that was a little too easy ... the real Beaver wouldn't be so easy to take out ... these nefarious beings are not as nefarious as Numbnuts made it seem ...

"Why so violent, little girl?"

The voice is sickly sweet yet familiar...

"You'll never bind the man you want that way..."

Brit turns and gasps at the sight of her doppelganger. The woman oozes sex-appeal. Long silky black hair, impossibly pneumatic figure covered by a few wisps of nothing much, and big brown hypnotically alluring bedroom eyes coated with a "Come and get it, big boy" attitude, mark the Every-Night Girl as the polar opposite of the Everyday Girl.

"You should be honored Dearie, I don't come out during the day for just anybody... Come let me show you what the other side can be like..."

Their eyes lock and Brit begins to feel herself slipping away...

------------Inner tube---------------
Ohmygod, It's not like we ever finish these things quickly...

This fight could like last weeks...

------------Sink Inner Tube-----------

Yellow sets his sights on Prime. His spin gears up and forms the whirlwind, leaping into the air he launches straight at the two Lard force wielders, gaining momentum.

<The sky lightens, a warming breeze cuts through the perpetual chill, and on a small hill, under the only tree in the Banned'em Zone, a trio of weary warriors watch warily as the vast horde of Anti-LMBP Doppelgangers begins to swiftly move away from their position. As they watch two of the three ---an old crone and a small, bedraggled cat--- seem to grow in strength and stature until a ravishing young woman and a massive Tiger-Man stand in their places. The third allows a small smile of relief to lighten his features as he concentrates on maintaining the green energy barrier shielding them from almost certain death.>

The doors are open… I can feel my strength returning…

<A look of pure horror suddenly mars Pagan Lass’s face.>

They didn’t find STU! They opened the doors without STU there to seal the gateway…

<The look of relief on his face fades as the import of Pagan’s words sinks in…>

The Girls?

Safe, for now… although Brit hasn’t yet realized that My is still with her. But we must get to the gateway swiftly and re-seal it before HE escapes… If he hasn’t already…

**ROWL**

If he escapes all of this was for nothing!

**ROWL**

<settles in next to Brit>

Let's take care of these dopplegangers!

<high-kicks The Cougar, the doppleganger of Jailbait Lass>

By the way, all this drama on Legion World has totally stopped me from hanging with you and My lately! Hopefully this is the end of it. I've got such crazy gossip to share!

<magnetically blasts back a whole cadre of foes, doing it in such a way to be overly loud and destructive so debris rains down on everyone>

Excuse me bizarro versions...I thought I saw a wealthy version of Pov over there and I can't let that stand...

<looking around, using magnetism to shield self and knock various dopplegangers around>

Seem to have lost the Lardys...Ranger seems to be doing okay...I see a lot of dopplegangers but not the one I was looking for. There doesn't appear to be one of me! How could that be...?

<still grappling>

Uhng! This guy definitely has some major Lard Force chops! I...didn't think it was possible--but he's MORE powerful than me! I'm barely holding my own! Who the hell IS this guy?

Umm... Okay...

<Smiles at Lolita as she slides into the Every Night Girl's arms.>

Oh! My! God! I'm gonna be like busy here for a few minutes Lo...

Cover our six like will Ya? <Giggle> You can watch if you want...

<Holsters her guns and starts slipping out of her weapons harness...>

<both Lardys stop grappling for a moment as their <span style="font-size: 20px;">HLA</span> detectors suddenly go off>

There isn't one of you you idiot because you are your own evil doppelganger...

Now quit looking for ways to cover yourself in glory... Where's Pagan Lass and her damm cat?

This whole stupid excursion was to rescue them, remember? Or are you too busy being a glory hound?

---Inner Tube Moment---

Consider that your birthday present Mr Lard Butt... but don't blink... <giggle> and if Mr Cobie would remember the script the three-way that's supposed to be happening here might start...

---Sink the Inner Tube---

<Now in Every-Night Girl's arms, pulls Everyday Girl over, giggling>

*tee hee* Brit, you're evil doppleganger's hair is so cute!

<puts hand up to Everyday Girl's face>

<Above Everyday Girls head a hazy, indistinct, shadow appears and hesitates momentarily before darting into the center of the three girl entanglement...>

Ohmygod! Ouch... Who?!?! What!?!? Why am I all... EWWWW!!!

<As Brit and Lolita come to their senses and back away from the Every Night Girl, an 18 inch tall female shape buzzes up in their faces and strikes a hands on hips pose... Behind her the pneumatic form of the ENG begins to deflate, folding in on herself.>

Crap on a Stick... I can't believe you two... Jebus H Christmas, I'm out of action for a lousy half hour and you two almost get yourselves slimed by an Inflatable Girl Wannabe???

...And them two Lard Butts are in for it too... Sittin' down to watch with beer and popcorn... I see you two pervs over there... that WWE Match you two are puttin' on ain't foolin' nobody...

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script? how come I didn't get a script?

<splash>

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---Inner Tube moment---

Ohmygod! Cuz you like blew off the story conference! All you hadda do was like show up... But Nooooooo... You were like goin' all Prima Donna in your tank with the "You call this Chum? I wouldn't feed this to Remora Lad..." Stuff and junk like that...

---Sink the Inner Tube---

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hmmm ... that does kind of sound like me ... oh well, I guess I'll improvise ...

<splash>

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<oblivious to the girl-on-girl action [and other 'scripted' exchanges] being orchestrated by the Lard brothers, SharkLad thrashes his way through the battlefield until he comes across a nefarious being who looks somewhat familiar>

Well, what have we here? I suppose this pathetic sprock is supposed to be my twisted doppleganger ... well alright, let's boogie ...

<unleashes a volley of teeth only to have them clash in the midst of the battlefield with a barrage of teeth from the nefarious LoneShark>

hmmm ... guess hand-to-hand, or claw-to-claw combat is the better way to go ...

COWABUNGA!

<fighting side by side with Sharky, also oblivious to the potential girl on girl action he missed out on>

Nice moves Sharky, just like old times!

Oh Concord, give it a rest! Pagan and Stoopid Cat must be those figures off in the distance--who else would be licking themselves between spells? (Er, Stoopid Cat I mean, not Pagan, just want to be clear to the rest of the family)

<punches back more dopplegangers>

Besides, I don't see you having a doppleganger around here anywhere either. The only one with an ego the size of yours is--whoa.

...

...hold on a second...you don't have a doppleganger either...?

<looks at Gary Concord, who he loathes, as if for the first time>

What the--?! Hey, I don't swing that way...I know I look 17 still but I went through my bi-curious stage...(with Cobie present the entire time unfortunately)...

But is that...My?

<Rocky flash-freezes Stay-In-One-Place Lad, the ersatz version of He Who Wanders. The female Pyngwyn approaches.>

EP: "Nothing like Ice Magic. Stops Daxamites and Kryptonians in their tracks every time."

Rocky: "Adelie!"

EP: "Not the one you know. I am Empress Pyngwyn and this is Duke the Amazing Bloodhound!" <She attempts to freeze Rocky; Rocky brushes it off>

Rocky: "Nice try, Empress. As another Rockhopper wannabe learned the hard way, no one beats me at Ice Magic!" <Freezes Empress Pyngwyn and Duke.>

<after the HLA breaks up, the two Lardys sre at it again>

Who IS he?!?! I've already defeated my evil doppleganger, here...is there a rogue Lard Knight I don't know about? Is it another evil me like Lard Lord?

<LLP smashes him into Lucky Lad, Loser's dupe, knocking the dupe out>

Get it together, Lardy--this guy's gonna KILL me!


Shit! This guy's gonna KILL me!