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Comment about cute puppies.

Comment about dropping anvils on things which can only be called "cute" >D

Astonishment about how many posts this topic has quickly racked up and a self-aggrandizing reminder about who started this bit of lunacy, with a pinch of self pity about not getting to post intended satiric generic posts because everyone else has already done them.

parting comic harrumph

post script reminder to vote in equally clever polls

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Second self-aggrandizing comment about attempting this same topic at DCMB, but having it deleted by Board Moderator for no reason other than it was off-topic.

Inappropriate smug satisfaction about having something that doesn't even come close to a "last laugh." grin smiley

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"Huh??? What did he say??" smiley

Feeble attempt to clarify prior irrelevent point/opportunity for self promotion. Awkward lighthearted dismissal of effort upon realizing its blithering inanity. Pseudo-humble apology for miniscule disruption of non-existent discussion, edited to minimize stumbling self embarassment.

Winking smiley in an attempt to pretend it's all a cryptic in-joke.

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innane humorous attaboy posted in order to urge continuation of hillarious posts by previous poster.

laughing out loud smiley

Obscure Transformers reference

Smiley, in an obvious attempt to get post count to major milestone

Flirting

On-Topic quote, followed by a wan and whimsical remark about how far this thread has fallen

Dancing numbers, followed by much hooting and hollering, followed by a grinning smiley, followed by a signature smiley, followed by flirting with previous poster!

sarcasm, slightly scornful but hiding an inability to fully understand the flow of conversation.

Flirting!

Sudden comment about something totally unrelated to anything else said so far, with a slight nostalgic reference to an in-joke from two months ago involving a few alt ID's.

Doltish second attempt to explain prior irrelevent point/self promotion, while amazingly completely forgetting the clumsy flustered apology for it.

Transparent attempt to switch focus by asking a relentlessly beaten-to-death question about which version of a female character is the real character, allowing chance to make a snotty denouncement about those who disagree with personal over-intellectualized choice, which is primarily based upon one artist's decades old depiction favoring a lot of skin and bulges.

Over-the-top chuckleheaded challenge to the board to refute puffed up insignificant personal opinion.

Contemptuously expressing "understanding" that no one may be able to do so because, in a complete straight-out lie, no one ever has.

Inappropriate happy-smiley.

Confusing remnants of even worse ranting that somehow were missed from the deletions of twenty other paragraphs of ranting.

Flirting!

Random smiley just to bump up topic four spaces to the top.

Pointless post by notorious post-a-holic commenting superfluously on incredulity concerning popularity of generic thread.

Dumbfounded smilie followed by super cool smilie

Gratuitous signature line seeking electoral support.

Expression of irritation regarding other people's libelous statements.

Abrupt endless parenthetical commentary, whose apathetic lack of style is only surpassed by a stunning unoriginality, yet with no direction or purpose other than to bang the keyboard till weariness or gluttony surfaces.

mispelled smiley name that comes out as text, not smiley

Single word ridicule of prior post's rambling mess - "Whatever."

Chirpy attempt to turn topic back something to something upbeat.

Happy-smiley. Happy-smiley. Happy-smiley. Happy-smiley. Happy-smiley.

Quote from page 2 followed by a comment agreeing with the sentiment.

Nebulous confused post from someone too lazy to read the thread, in hopes that the next post will unscrew the inscrutible.

Followed by: Huh?

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