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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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"Why do we still use Post-Its in the 31st century why all other use of paper has been obsolete for over 500 years?"
♦ Translated from 31st century Texan to 21st century English ♦
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The last box of post-it notes was actually Proty II in disguise. Please stop tearing off tiny pieces of him and, for some of you, licking them.
We've discovered he likes that...
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Ragey,
We use Post-Its so we can have an excuse to write silly things on them. What else would we do with them?
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Well, if you're me, you write random, cryptic notes and numbers on them while on the phone or surfing the internet, then leave them all over the place and can't figure out what they mean when you come across them a month later.  Also, the fact that the Post-Its on the MMB are pieces of Proty II and also self-adhesive is slightly disturbing...
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The Present is Past
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"Is your refrigerator running? Vote for it for LMB leader 2012!"
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"Chicago called.
They're scared. Really scared."
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It's election season. Vote early! Vote often!
Just remember to lie on the election poll afterwards. We like to torment the pollsters!
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Dear Legion World,
Nobody is interested in seeing how many Easter eggs you can fit in your mouth at once, okay?
<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">Billiard balls, however, are a different story.</span></span>
Sincerely,
cleome45
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Dear cleome,
Exnihil is young and impressionable. Please do not give him any ideas.
-Dalek Emperor
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Attn LMB:
Slip one hundred grand in unmarked bills under the door by 5 PM PST Saturday, or I finish off all the other threads, too.
-- cleome45
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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If I said I want your body now, would you hold it against me?
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Watch out for the B-- in the MMB.
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I'm showing Blaze the monitor board controls. Do not disturb. - IB
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You finished the peanut butter?
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Dear LMB,
I am highly offended by the appearance of several recent pandering, tasteless threads about our beloved Legion/LW...
<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">...that nobody PMed me an invitation to.</span></span>
I'm storming off in a huff now. Don't try and come after me to apologize, EVER!
<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">...for at least the next couple of hours.</span></span>
-- cleome45
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Porn-watching party. Bring your best holos.
- <strike>Invisible Brainiac</strike> Blaze
(complete with hastily forged penmanship)
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Shopping list:
Cauliflower
Cool Whip
Turnips
Home face-lift kit
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Hey, who stole my dumbbells? Return to me pronto!
If you are extremely hot, please leave them in a box on my doorstep. Blaze might misinterpret your showing up.
- IB
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Attn all;
There is no 'Every 10,000 Posts Monster.'
It's just an urban legend.
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Please remove the leftover Cauliflower-CoolWhip Surprise from the fridge.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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All-
I know who the murderer is. It's ---
(*bloodstain covers rest of post-it note*)
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Attn LMB:
The culprit was the every 10,000 posts monster. Luckily Cauliflower-Cool Whip Surprise is its Kryptonite.
It's too bad about Kent, but at least he left me his vast fortune before his untimely demise. This means the combination wake-victory party won't have to be catered by Subway.
See you there. Saturday 9:30 PM until... whenever. Dress sexy.
-- cleome46
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I know who's next. But I can't tell, or else the murderer will get me too.
Watch your backs.
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Holy Cats of Egypt!
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