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Hey!
If we don't own boots, what happens? Do we get reshod?

If Power Boy gets rebooted, can I have his room?

Colossal Boy is requesting <span style="font-size: 18px;">LARGER</span> Post-Its.

Preferably blue.

aspirin (the big bottle, please)
stopwatch (to time the lifespan of several key titles)

To various Halloween Party Organizers/Attendees:

Please remember that when ducking for apples, you're not supposed to use real ducks. The last thing we want is a return visit from Interplanetary PETA. (And if we get it, rest assured that I'm not doing the "clean up" like last year. Find yourselves some other sucker.)

Thanks.

cleome45

Posted outside:

IB showing guest how to operate Monitor Board.

Kindly leave alone for a couple hours.

PPS ignore pounding noises. IB just rearranging furniture.

Hey, All.

I fixed us some pound cake. It's in the Employee Lounge. No crumbs on the monitor, please. And don't forget to keep a lid on your coffee and tea at all times.

-- cleome

Party at IB's place Friday night. Bring chips, booze to share. Hot female friends welcome. Hot male friends too for the gay LMBers.

No vomiting or peeing on the furniture.

shopping list:

candy corn
spiced rum
hot party guest costume
cab vouchers
latex

Whoever borrowed my orange wig, please return it. No questions asked.

FOUND: Orange wig in the dishwasher. With a green leather thong(???), one martini glass and 6 olives. Left everything in a plastic bag under the #*$&%(%@ sink.

Shopping list:

Martini glasses
Vodka
Vermouth
Olives
Karaoke machine

To Whom it May Concern;

Please stop leaving crumb-cake crumbs all over the place in the monitor room. It attracts space ants, and the service won't come around since we lost that last exterminator.

Note:

Please stop watching adult sites on the MMB. I took a friend to see the monitor room the other day, and she thought I was the one checking out "Zwennian Furries Galore".

PS Whoever did watch that, you owe me big time.

Left at the monitor desk last night by space-courier:

One Zwennian Pantomime Horse costume. Size: XXL.

Please bring receipt to the desk to claim.

TO WHOMEVER: You don't have to lick Post-its to make 'em stick!

To Legion Tracker:

And what if I like licking them?

- Anonymous

The world is a big place my friend.
To each his own.

The Naltorian Subcommittee will be meeting again. You know where. You know when. Attendance is optional, since you already know how it ends.

There is no champagne in the Champagne Room. There was never champagne in the Champagne Room. Let it go.

There is, however, Keith Champagne in the Champagne Room. Go get 'im.

shopping list

Elvabird (about 20 kg.)
Pluberry sauce (jellied and whole berry)
Space-Pumpkin (canned: yes! GMO: no!)
Imskian mini-onions


Don't worry about the green bean casserole. Ram Boy said he'd bring some this year.

LMB Secret Santa is on! Look for Invisible Brainiac to pick your gift recipient.

If you can't see him, just yell. If he doesn't answer, leave him a note.

He is most emphatically NOT lurking in the women's locker room.