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by Klar Ken T5477 - 05/28/25 04:37 PM
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strange but not a stranger
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The laundry chute is not to be used as a slide.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Deputy
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Ohmygod! Mr Quizzy-Poo is an old fuddy-duddy!
"Like slip-slidin' away..."
Hi! How are you?
<click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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EDG- Quis is just kidding. Everyone uses it as a slide... even him.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Ohmygod! Like so what? He's still an old Fuddy-Duddy! <marquee behavior=alternate><span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">  </span></span></marquee> "Like slip-slidin' away..."
Hi! How are you?
<click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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Everyday Girl, Just a reminder that this month is your turn to clean the bathrooms. Lardy's really needs a cleaning.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Ohmygod! That Stinks!
Gramps is the like janitor... Not ME!
Where's that Rassa-Frassin' Gas Mask?
Hi! How are you?
<click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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Call Pablo the pool guy ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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strange but not a stranger
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Sharklad, You can find Pablo in my room. The poor dear didn't have a place to stay
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Gen X > Space X
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Yes, I cleaned the BBQ grill. No, the buildup did NOT "add to the food's flavor." Bleeping whiners.
-- cleome
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Quis,
When you're done with Pablo, please send him and his hose down to the pool ...
it needs to be vacuumed ...
S.L.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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feelin' hot hot hot
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Everyone! I am missing my husband. If you see him, please send him to me A-Sap. I am in need of a foot massage.  -- Cali
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Whoever keeps doing it-
Licking Post-its doesn't make them stick, just smell funny.
So please STOP!
Long Live all them Legions!
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Poverty Lad, please erase the browser history when you are done...even the titles of those websites are offensive!
Thanks! XOXO
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The dumbwaiter is not a substitute for the laundry chute. Please deposit your laundry in the chute or in the hamper outside the second floor bathroom.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Pick up apology card for Mrs. Kintner
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Gen X > Space X
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Look, you get one SSI number, and that's it, People. I don't care how many alternate identities you have. I'm not covering up for you with the staff accountants, and that's final.
Yeesh.
--cleome
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Found:
A heart, in San Francisco.
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strange but not a stranger
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Please don't respond to those Time Shares of Space. We then get tons of spam.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Eryk Davis Ester, the copy of Brent Wood's memoirs of Tommy Tomorrow from the 22nd Century you requested is now at the library!
- Mary Hatch
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All Earth-based LMB'ers-
Remember tax day is April 15th.
All Mars-based LMB'ers-
Remember your tax days is Greebnot 11th.
Long Live all them Legions!
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All LMB tax-evaders:
A special Tesseract door will open at noon, Wednesdays, for the month of April.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Gen X > Space X
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Good Afternoon.
H&R Block has been robo-calling the front desk and leaving the message "We will bury you" once an hour for six days running now. (Their Muzak is particularly bad, too.)
If anyone knows anything about this, please see me immediately;Or contact the Security Office at your earliest convenience.
Sincere Thanks.
-- cleome
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Pov-
Cut out the fake H&R Block robocalls. You are NOT going to succeed in tricking anyone into sending you a check.
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Jo: if you kidnapp Tom Izzo one more time to coach your moopsball team I will confiscate your keys to the time bubble.
Brainy
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Legionnaire!
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Please don't respond to those Time Shares of Space. We then get tons of spam. But it said I was recommended by a good friend!
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