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Don't squeeze the Charmin ... or I'll bite you...
S.L.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Our investments were just downgraded to "Charmin Squares".
Apparently the people we loaned money to build those timeshares can't sell them. I'm gonna call Quislet's to start foreclosure. We now own a luxury resort on the outskirts of Ventura.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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Hello,
How come the karaoke machine in the lounge only has the selection "Just Squeeze Me" available ? Did somebody accidentally recycle the ASCAP invoice ? Again ?
-- cleome
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Note: The clowns who thought TPing the Lounge was funny must be found...
The Palmusian Ambassadors also thought it was funny and want a repeat performance!
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Time Trapper
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Abin-
I think that was Bumwad Boy. He's been on quite a spell of mischief lately. RJ Whipple caught him squeezing the Charmin just the other day.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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I know this is the LMBP but I don't want to meet anybody named "Bumwad" Boy...
No good can come from someone named "Bumwad" Boy.
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Hey Abin,
Where did all your posts go?
S.L.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Time Trapper
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A guy from PETA dropped by and said there was a report of animal cruelty here. Please give Belinda a salmon steak tonight.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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feelin' hot hot hot
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That's it! Who keeps drinking all my kono juice?? Replace it or I will find you... with burnt results.
-- an enraged and fiery Caliente
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Rockhopper Appreciation Dinner tonight at 8 p.m. Drinks in the library at 7:15. Black tie, please.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Fat Cramer,
Very clever, but you can't fool me. I'm pretty sure that Rocky's "appreciation dinner" is actually an "appreciation sting operation" and, since I owe the library approximately one gazillion dollars (for borrowing and then losing the Judy Bloom novel Flubber when I was about twelve), I will NOT be attending. Nice try, though.
(Hey, if they're serving those little apricot tarts could someone "borrow" me a couple dozen)
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Would whomever (Ram Boy...) used the last Super Jumbo Post-It Note... of Space, please run to the supply locker and get another pack?
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Ram Boy,
According to your account records, you returned that Judy Blume novel only one day late. You can leave your dime at the desk.
See you at the party.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Judy Blume wrote "Flubber"?!?!? I thought she only wrote soft-core porn for teens?!?!
-Lardy
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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The standard gratuity for the bartenders, servers and bus-folk at large catered events IS 15% of the total bill.
The standard gratuity for those who've waited on you people before IS 25%-- should you wish to ever enjoy those fantastic apricot desserts and the little roasted garlic and fresh basil crostinis ever again.
I'm doing you a favor. You never want to piss off the people who prepare your food. Either pay your admission fee in advance or stay upstairs.
-- cleome
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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feelin' hot hot hot
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Um, I think you're all thinking of Blubber, not Flubber...
-- (still mildly miffed but also amused) Caliente
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Anyone who sees Ram Boy, tell him that The Library is the Legion World library, not the one that charges fines.
The movie Flubber will be screened at midnight in The Library.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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FC,
Cool! I just happen to have ALL the dialog to Flubber memorized (I read the book!)! My favorite part is when they release Flubber back into the ocean!
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Would the person who turn off the Door-to-door Solicitor Pulverization Ray please turn it back on.
I'm tired of the too many gas contract vendors and religious missionaries ringing the door.
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Ok, who ate all 9 Delicious Flavors from 9 Different Planets Ice Cream? AND THEN put the empty container back in the freezer??
Long Live all them Legions!
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Who moved my cheese?
-Rody
[Rodent-English translations provided courtesy of telepathic earplugs.]
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The Super-Exterminator... of Space! Will be here at 0600 sharp!
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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There's a terrified, acrophobic Abin cowering on the roof. Who teleported him up there without his power ring?
[Rodent-English translations provided courtesy of telepathic earplugs.]
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I moved the cheese to create an overly simplistic object lesson about change management that my class can understand.
Who dripped gravy and cornbread all over the keyboard? Ewww!
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Originally posted by Rody the Super-Rat:
There's a terrified, acrophobic Abin cowering on the roof. Who teleported him up there without his power ring? Rody- since the elevator is broken, just point him towards the metal rung ladder that leads down the side of the tower. Just tell him not to look down as he descends.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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