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Ram Boy-- Still waiting on those beer and chips. And dip. (Thanks, Co-Leader Man!) Oh, and still glad you're back.

-- LMBP Leader Lady

Madame Leader-

chips - Funyuns OK?
beer - Lite?
dip - Onion? French Onion? French Canadian Onion? French Canadian Separatist Onion?

BTW - Glad to be back

TTL - Did you also find Box 41B-1? It's smaller and has a bunch of batteries inside.

LW --

There's a small box of depleted batteries on the sofa table. Please take them to Sears or Radio Shack to be disposed of properly.

LB

Did anyone get Harbi's milk?

Ram Boy-- Not Funyuns, real chips! Lays or tortilla or something. Lite Beer is fine with me, I'm watching my bodatious figure. Use your best judgment on the dip. And pick up some milk too, please.

-- Your Leader (Drunk with Power...)

Whoever bought the dill pickle yogurt that's gone all slimy in the fridge, please throw it out. Or eat it. Your choice.

Ugh! Wish I threw it out! Hope I don't ralf again at Rocky's place!

-Clive

Clive,

Sffenyskus has left a mop and bucket in your room at the Rookery. He said you'll know what it's for.

Rocky

Remember tomorrow is "bring your Young Sentient Life-form to Work" Day!

All,

Please dispose of used post-it notes properly. (i.e. by making Paper Mache Farm Animals out of them.)

Note to Pov: The Paper Mache Farm Animals go in Cobie's room, not the refrigerator or hanging from the ceiling fan.

All,

When looking at explicit sites on the Board, which you should NOT be doing but are good at getting away with anyway, please remember to close the windows and mute the sound before answering calls for help from planetary leaders, ambassadors, space nuns or minors.

Tissues are recommended as a courtesy for those in the next shift.

Ibby-

Welcome back! We've missed you!

Out of TP. Cobie its your turn.

rtvu2,

Why don't we just get more TP rather than using Cobie?

Pardon--I'm new to being human--but: "explicit sites"? "tissue"?

Am I missing something?

-Clive

I have a few tickets to the Colonel's Annual Holiday Orphan Benefit Dinner Pageant and Ball left.

There are single and couple's tickets as well as one entire table.

Also, since my original date has been added to the injured roster (guys are so fragile) I need a date for the event. So if you look good in a tux and aren't afraid of getting hurt during the dance call me.

Veronica

Veronica, if you're still looking for a date, I'm available.

-C.

Ronnie,

I'll take the full table. Let's see. There's Tim, Hyvvie, Old Dutch, Sffenyskus, Adelie (if she's back by then), me, of course. Clive seems to be taken care of. Hey, how many are at a table anyway? I write really small. That's how I can fit all this on one little Post-It. Anyhoo, let me know about the table.

Thanks,
Rocky

Gang-

CHiPs-n-dip are here! And it wasn't easy talking Erik Estrada and Larry Wilcox into slathering themselves with guacamole just to come over (Well, to be honest, it wasn't all that hard, either). Oh, and they kind of drank all the beer (and a couple bottles of Scotch) on the way here...sorry.

-Ram (did I get my first mission right? huh-huh did I?) Boy

RB

Our previously scheduled discussion of Diff'rent Strokes and the Facts of Life is postponed.

LB

Where the magnifying glass? I need to read Rockhopper Lad's post-it message.

Ronnie-- Me and Actor Lad are there. Ah, marital bliss.

-- Cali


Whoever drank my Gatorade-- I hate you. When I find you, I will make you pay.

-- Your (very hungover) LMBP Leader

Shopping List:

Rainbow post-its
Gatorade
Tylenol
TP
Magnifying glass

Ronnie - the Colonel's Annual Holiday Orphan Benefit Dinner Pageant and Ball would make a great Holiday Thread on the MMB! I'd suggest starting it and letting chaos ensue.

<strike>Cobie</strike> - Invisible Brainiac

Anyone want some leftover turkey cassarole?