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Howdy! I realize I've been laying pretty low since we defeated Phineas B. Fuddle and *ahem* an evil version of yours truly during the saga now referred to as "Thyme Crime". I hope you'll forgive me as I've been both recuperating from the loss of my right hand (currently deciding whether to have a new one cloned or to go the bionic route) and exploring my budding relationship with Rockhopper Lad (it's going quite well, thank you). In any case things have been pretty peaceful lately, so I have but to ask: What can I do for you during the remainder of my term as LMB leader? Don't be afraid--nothing is too outrageous for consideration! After all, it's me we're talkin' about!  Ask away!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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I can think of a few things, but I won't mention them in mixed company.   I love it when Lardy gets all leader-ish!
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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The Lard Force rules! How about you take all of us to Orlando for a week of R & R?
P.S. I'd recommend a cloned hand - the bionic one can be knocked out with an EMP blast.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Bold Flavors
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A strategic push from the top down for a series of new threads in the MMB! Its my dream to have page one of the MMB filled with all new threads that are only one page.
This way it'll feel like it must have been LW was brand new!
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strange but not a stranger
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I agree with the need for new threads. Please take us all clothes shopping.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Ask not what the LMB Leader can do for you, but ask what YOU can do for the LMB Leader.
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Well, that would just take all the fun out of it.
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
Ask not what the LMB Leader can do for you, but ask what YOU can do for the LMB Leader. Again, I'll keep my counsel.  
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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we could use a big summertime fiesta!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Now, now, Rocky--it's all fair game here. Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
The Lard Force rules! How about you take all of us to Orlando for a week of R & R?
P.S. I'd recommend a cloned hand - the bionic one can be knocked out with an EMP blast. Orlando? That's so 1000 years ago, Cramey! Summer World s where it's happenin' this millenium!  (and I'll take the hand suggestion into consideration--also awaiting more data on the ins and outs of bionic fapping... )
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
A strategic push from the top down for a series of new threads in the MMB! Its my dream to have page one of the MMB filled with all new threads that are only one page.
This way it'll feel like it must have been LW was brand new! Perhaps a Leader-torial Edict of some sort requiring their creation and institution? But how to punish those who push these threads into a second page?  Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
Ask not what the LMB Leader can do for you, but ask what YOU can do for the LMB Leader. Transparency, damn you! TRANSPARENCY!!!!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Originally posted by Ram Boy:
Well, that would just take all the fun out of it.  er, my rep is well-earned, RB--and it's the opposite of un-fun! 
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Originally posted by LardLad: Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: [b]I can think of a few things, but I won't mention them in mixed company. I love it when Lardy gets all leader-ish!
[/b]All I'll say for now is it's really cool having a boyfriend with such an interesting array of super-powers!
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Can you do anything about the price of gas?
Long Live all them Legions!
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If there's one thing our illustrious leader knows about, AFOB, it's gas... and for that we all pay the price.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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Stricter regulation of Hot Pockets.
Free Comic Book Day four times a year.
A day in the stocks for everyone who insists on writing the word "loose" when they mean "lose," or vice versa.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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brownies ... or cupcakes ... or maybe both ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Heck, yeah--I acquire a new one every time someone decides to post in the "Lard Lad's Strange New Power" thread over at Spaceopoly! Wouldn't mind, however, posters givin' me more powers of the sexy variety over there....[hint, hint ] Originally posted by Arm Fall Off Boy:
Can you do anything about the price of gas? AGAIN?!?! Well, damn, I lowered them last year, didn't I? You wouldn't BELIEVE all the unseemly sexual favors I had to do to pull that off..... Originally posted by Exnihil:
If there's one thing our illustrious leader knows about, AFOB, it's gas... and for that we all pay the price. Was that a fart joke?!?!
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Originally posted by cleome:
Stricter regulation of Hot Pockets. Whattayamean?!? You want 'em less hot?!?!? :rolleyes: Free Comic Book Day four times a year. Okay, but would it be ethical to allow Comic Book Day to remain enslaved the other 361?!?! 
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by LardLad: <strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: <strong> All I'll say for now is it's really cool having a boyfriend with such an interesting array of super-powers!
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by LardLad:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
<strong> All I'll say for now is it's really cool having a boyfriend with such an interesting array of super-powers! Yeah! Certainly sexier than nigh- impotence!
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Taxation without representation please! I'm so over this democratic thing.
Just spouting off.
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Take care of the radioactive budgie problem!
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Shit! Is that what became of my obscure LMBPets, The Peckers Three!?!?!? 
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