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Originally posted by future king:
OM,
Where do babies come from? The truth this time! From the home office in Scottsdale, Arizona.
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Originally posted by Lucifer07:
Om, how did u become Legion World's Badwill Ambassador? Pretty much by responding in this thread. Originally posted by Lucifer07:
and are you accepting Apprentices? Possibly. Are you a high school dropout looking to get a GED?
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OM,
Which came first, the chicken or the Egg and I restaurant?
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Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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OM,
Recently the cost of providing evil genius services has increased dramatically due to a new value-added tax on services.
Can you suggest some low wage planets with disproportionately smart people, free education and low ethical standards to off-shore most of the lower level number crunching, so HQ can concentrate on getting trillions in Legion World bail out dollars?
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
OM, any truth to the rumor that you will be getting your own reality show? Yes. It will be called "Inane Idol" and I'll be chief judge. The auditons have been held in this thread. Based on what I've seen, we're looking at ratings gold here.
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Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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OM, how can you call yourself Outdoor Miner when you obviously have been stuck in a Chilean mine for six months? I cry fowl. INVESTIGATION!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
OM, Does anything impress Vegans? Well, the Omega Man respected Adam Strange, and we all know about Starfire and Dick Grayson, so I think they all secretly dig Earth guys.
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don't forget they had once an Earth guy as dictator, too. Harry Hokum, or something like that.
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Originally posted by future klash:
OM,
Which came first, the chicken or the Egg and I restaurant? Well, the Egg and I restaurant was likely started on a loan, so it's a matter of finding out how cowardly the bank is.
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Originally posted by cleoMeLASH:
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Origami or Decoupage? Decoupage. It's easier to do while drinking and any kid can do it. Indeed, most art critics agree that the masters of this form are drunken 10-13 year olds, which is why wine sales in France have remained steady.
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Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
OM,
Recently the cost of providing evil genius services has increased dramatically due to a new value-added tax on services.
Can you suggest some low wage planets with disproportionately smart people, free education and low ethical standards to off-shore most of the lower level number crunching, so HQ can concentrate on getting trillions in Legion World bail out dollars? The problem is that most worlds only have one or two of the requirements, and the rest tend to already be spoken for by one cabal or another. Your best bet for bailout money is to get yourself elected to an LW office and just embezzle the cash. At some point, you'll be expected to anyway. It's practically a Constitutional requirement.
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Originally posted by Chief Tay-LASH:
OM,
What's the question? The question is: Originally posted by rickshaw1:
OM, how can you call yourself Outdoor Miner when you obviously have been stuck in a Chilean mine for six months? I cry fowl. INVESTIGATION! Your ability to shed poultry from your tear ducts may be impressive, but is hardly a basis for subpoenas. Your crtique of my fashion sense has been noted and logged.
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OM,
Why do people still continue to wear white after Labor Day?
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OM,
Throw rugs or wall-to-wall carpeting?
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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OM,
Where do you stand on the death penalty?
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Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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OM I am one that believes that opposing political parties should have names that are opposites. How is it in the US the two parties do not have names that oppose each other in any way?
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Om what is the better vacation destination this winter. The Savage Land or Atlantis?
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OM,
What is the one question Legion Tracker doesn't ever want to answer?
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OM,
when did you stop beating your wife?
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Outdoor Miner,
The other Ram Boy (the sneaky one who waited for me to change my name for LASH week before he went ahead and STOLE my identity) has really upset me. What would be a really good way to EXACT MY REVENGE UPON HIM!?
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OM,
Are you on vacation this week or something??
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