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OM,
If crime doesn't pay, how does one explain the continued profitability of the property insurance business?
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Originally posted by future king:
OM,
Does crime really not pay, and if so, how come? This has been misinterpreted over the years. This statement wasn't a warning for people to not commit crimes; it was a warning to the lower-level crook that once the various Overlords, Master Planners, Super-Villains, and Insurance Companies took their cuts, you weren't left with enough to justify the risks. In short, it was the thug equivalent of "Taxation Without Representation". Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
OM,
If crime doesn't pay, how does one explain the continued profitability of the property insurance business? See above.
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OM,
are you better off now than you were four minutes ago?
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Originally posted by Kent:
OM,
are you better off now than you were four minutes ago? I'm answering this question now, so no.
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OM,
Where should we go on vacation?
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OM,
why do we drive on the parkway but park on the driveway?
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
OM,
Where should we go on vacation? I should go to Las Vegas. You should go to Tartarus.
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Dear God, it's come to this.... Originally posted by Kent:
OM,
why do we drive on the parkway but park on the driveway? Because you humans are stupid. Stupid! <span style="font-size: 18px;">Stupid!</span>
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OM,
Based on your last answer, are you the ancestor of Lester Spiffany?
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OM,
What's the next big trend in music?
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OM,
True or false, a salad should be eaten after the main course to help break down the food for easier digestion, not before as an appetizer?
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OM (or is it?),
Is it true that you employ a group of poorly paid college kids to answer all of our inane questions?
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OM,
why did you quit Up With People?
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
OM,
Based on your last answer, are you the ancestor of Lester Spiffany? No, but I've put money in a trust that will accumulate interest over the centuries. I have robots programmed to tell him to collect it when the time is right. It's the true source of his fortune. Hey, it's something to do.
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OM,
Where do babies come from? The truth this time!
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OM, any truth to the rumor that you will be getting your own reality show?
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Om, how did u become Legion World's Badwill Ambassador? and are you accepting Apprentices?
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
OM,
What's the next big trend in music? Bankruptcy.
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Originally posted by future king:
OM,
True or false, a salad should be eaten after the main course to help break down the food for easier digestion, not before as an appetizer? False. Salads should only be eaten when you are trying to impress vegetarians.
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Originally posted by future king:
[b]OM,
True or false, a salad should be eaten after the main course to help break down the food for easier digestion, not before as an appetizer?
Salads should only be eaten when you are trying to impress vegetarians. [/b]OM, Does anything impress Vegans?
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Originally posted by Ram Boy:
OM (or is it?),
Is it true that you employ a group of poorly paid college kids to answer all of our inane questions? No, that's complete nonsense. They're unpaid high school dropouts who think they're getting points towards their GEDs.
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OM,
where are all the bodies buried?
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Originally posted by Kent:
OM,
why did you quit Up With People? All the fun went out of it once I realized it wasn't about negating Earth's gravity.
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OM,
Is there really a good reason for everything? And if so, how do you explain sequins being sewn on hooded sweatshirts?
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Originally posted by cleome:
OM,
Is there really a good reason for everything? And if so, how do you explain sequins being sewn on hooded sweatshirts? Unless you count the inherent chaos and unpredictability inherent in the universe, then no, there really isn't a good reason for everything. For instance, no one has come up with a good reason for the existence of Hot Pockets. Or Merseybeat. Or the movie White Chicks.
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