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He remains in hiding after that incident with the Comics Code Authority.

As for whether or not he will return, only his dog knows for sure.

OM,

Do posters here think I'm sexy?

Not unless "Hair of the dog" is a brand of Scotch I'm unfamiliar with. Which isn't likely.

This thread has now gone 49 pages.

I'm betting never.

No. None of the posters here think you're sexy.

The T-shirts here don't think you're sexy. The pins and badges here don't think you're sexy. The complimentary postcards here don't think you're sexy. There isn't a single piece of LW merchandise that believes you to be even remotely attractive.

Except the sew-on patches, but we think they're defective.

OM,

<span style="font-size: 18px;">Kalamata</span> or <span style="font-size: 18px;">Spanish</span> olives?

Whichever does right by the gin. I'm not picky.

OM,

25 or 6 to 4?

OM,

My next door neighbor drops their trash from the third floor to the ground. It is very annoying and for the first one, startling. How much do you think they pay for trash bags so strong that they don't break open from a 2 story drop?

OM,

Why isn't Erin Gray worshipped as a deity?

Because the word "deity" doesn't do her justice.

I charge them $7.50 a bag and they had better be dropping them in the AM like we agreed.

Miner,
Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?
Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

OM,

Why do you hate <strike>America</strike> Chicago?

I don't hate Chicago.

They're the inspiration. They're a hard habit to break. Baby, they're a big surprise that colors my world and gets me feelin' stronger every day.

It would make me smile if I could apologize for skipping questions 67 and 68 earlier, but it's hard for me to say I'm sorry.

Wait, now that I think about it, I do hate Chicago.

I met that man.

I shook his hand.

He made my baby fall in love with me.

If you should see him on the road, run the other way.

OM,

Shouldn't the Whoopie Pie be the official national snack cake?

Heck no.

That sounds like one of those double entendre deals. Like something Otie would come up with after eating bad pizza.

America deserves a good, clean, upstanding snack cake. One that's immune to that sort of immature, smutty, anti-patriotic bashing. Like the Twinkie.

OM,

Traditional champagne brunch or Dim Sum?

I'm kind of a Tapas-anytime kind of guy.

To me, Dim Sum is what you get when you try to read the check under average restaurant lighting.

Miner,

Have you considered calling yourself Brother Miner the Geek?

OM,

Who has asked the most inane question on this thread?

Never.

But I've long felt that I need a catchy name for all the posters asking me inane questions.

I'm thinking the Dingkents has a nice ring to it.

That's like asking "Which William Shatner record is the worst?". The most inane question is always the one I'm dealing with at the moment.
So you win. Again. For now.