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OM,

Is it really possible to "Find 100 Ways" of showing proper appreciation for one's favorite lust object and/or home mortgage co-signer? If so, can you list them all, for the good of future generations?

Miner,

I'm constructing a time machine but can't figure out where to stick my flux copacitor. Any idea where I need to stick my flux copacitor?

(when you were building your time machine, where did you stick your flux copacitor?)

OM,

Do you know anyone looking for a flux copacitor holder?

I can think of at least 212.

I might have been convinced to list some, but you had to go and mention future generations after I just got back from a dining experience sabotaged by other people's kids. So you're on your own.

...and speaking of future generations.....

I stopped using flux copacitors in my time machines a while back in order to avoid cheap punchlines like the one that comes to mind right now.

Anyway...

This isn't a "Personals" column, you know.

Miner, any advise about this personal ad I'm placing?

OM,

Necktie or cravat?

Ascots ala Fred from Scooby Doo.

They're coming back; I can sense it.

You forgot to mention flux copacitor holders.

OM, What do you consider the worst movie ever made?

The Fat Spy, a 1964 cinematic disaster starring Phyllis Diller.

However, the film that the Cinematic Titanic crew riffed tonight, Genocide a.k.a War of The Insects, has to be seen as a contender for the title.

OM,
I lost my helium ballon when I was 6.
Any chance I might be able to find it?

OM,

Is it really better to give than to receive?

OM, Who won this contest ?

Go to Paris. Head for the Belleville section of the city. It will find you.

Sure. Just ask anybody who's ever had a cold.

Lian Harper.

OM, if DC decided to license/market a Blackest Night, Brightest Day breakfast cereal, what would be its primary ingredients?

*a* cereal? They would have at least 10 different boxes, which would cross over in different combos in various Limited Editions. And don't get me started on the variant boxes. Or the toy surprises in each one....

Anyway, some sample ingredients:

Hope Flakes: Milled corn, sugar, Malt flavoring, distilled optimism, Vitamins D, B, & E, shredded cardboard from the 2008 presidential campaign, blue food dye.

Compassion-O's: Rice, Wheat, Wheat Flour, Folic Acid, Mother Teresa's DNA, Niacin

Rage Crispies: Malted Barley, Dried Whey, Defatted wheat germ, Cayenne Pepper, Sriracha, your W-2 forms, distilled Glenn Beck DNA.

Love Loops: Transgender maize, Sugar, high fructose corn syrup, sugar, pure corn, sugar, glucose, sugar, spice, everything nice.

Miner.

how would you like to be remembered after you're dead?

I would like to be remembered as someone who spent his life helping the less fortunate, who always had a kind word for other people, and who strove to make this world a better place everyday.

It could happen.

Miner,

what's the worst joke you've ever heard?

Outdoor Miner,

I thought it would be super great FUN! to dress up as one of my Legion World compadres this coming Halloween. With that in mind, how I can best capture the look and/or essence of the following members?

- Kent
- Quislet, Esq
- Rockhopper Lad
- Outdoor Miner

p.s. I have access to a cape

OM,

Pearl Forrester or Mr. "B" Natural?

O.M.,

Can Winona Ryder ever re-achieve her pre-shoplifting level of fame?

S.L.