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I think it would be too much for them, like pre-teen girls fainting at Beatles' concerts.

But I will consider your request.

Miner,

Are we being too mean to Cobie?

Miner,

If "mice" is the plural of "mouse" and "lice" the plural of "louse", then why are "hice" and "spice" not the respective plurals of "house" and "spouse"?

I doo nt unnerstan teh qwestieon.

Because of the negative connotations of the "ice" ending in our culture.

No one wants to live in something called a "hice", and referring to a loved one as a spice is best done in private if at all.

For further examples, see Bo Bice's career.

Miner, I'm deeply concerned that if I adopt a baby girl, she'll grow up and start dating Mel Gibson. My question is this: If Lizatallulah Cher ever does bring Mel home for dinner in order to meet her two dads, what would be the best way to handle this awkward and uncomfortable situation?

OM, which is your favorite question in this whole thread?

OM, what is your favorite word?

This is an understandable concern, and I believe the American Psychiatric Association is working on a name for this as we speak.

May I suggest you start saving up money for the kid's self-defense classes now?

Slow-acting tranquilizers in the meatloaf would probably work fine.

Presuming you still want Liza Cher to talk to you afterwards, I'd suggest just playing cool and staying on your best behavior and being as polite as possible instead. I also suggest you practice laughing at things that are in no way funny, because Mel will probably try to tell jokes.

You know, there have been so many questions asked in this thread, that picking one would be like picking one's least favorite social disease. You just can't do it.

You are James Lipton and I claim my complete set of Thundercats DVDs.

Miner:

Seedless or seeded grapes?

Seeds are for tournaments.

Miner,

what do you think of the Tex-Mex?

Miner,

Who was the better Darrin: Dick York or Dick Sargent?

The Mex is great.

The Tex is just so-so.

Entire intergalactic civilizations have destroyed themselves fighting over this question, Sharky. Offering an opinion on this in public can get you killed in certain parts of the universe. I'm staying well out of it.

That said, I believe there's an alternate universe where the part was played by Dick Cheney and Dick Gregory.

OM, should I get a tattoo?

Only if you can put up with someone following you around 24/7 shouting "Boss! De Plane!".

It's not easy, believe me.

OM, what if we run out of beer?

OM, who is cuter, Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner?

OM, who is better in bed, Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner?

Miner, if you could place this thread on a silver platter and present it to another Legion Worlder as a token of your "Esteem," who would that person be?

We. Can. NOT. Run. Out. Of. Beer.

Fortunately Matt's getting a Tattoo, so we can send him out for more.

Miner, why does it take you so long to answer these questions?