Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board The All "Let's Pester Outdoor Miner with Inane Questions" thread!

Miner, what have you got against Quislet that you won't even answer his question?

Miner why do Cobalt Kid and Chief Taylor hate me?

I'd list it all, but the board's having enough problems with server load time as it is.

When do I get to sing my way?

I could tell you, but that's too easy.

Instead, I've hidden it in one of my MMB posts. Happy hunting!

You can't handle the truth.

What is truth?
Is truth unchanging law?
We both have truths
Are mine the same as yours?

Outdoor Miner, if an inane questioner doesn't address the question to you personally, can another inane questioner assume it's up for grabs and answer it, possibly usurping your role as Legion World's inane question answering guru?

OM, are you really going to let Ram Boy steal <strike>what little thunder you have?</strike> the glory of being LW's top answerer?

Miner

When will the chicken get his Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expanding Chicken Heart back ?

Sure.

Send $250 and an SASE to the right place and you can be a Ninja too.

I'd list it all, but the board's having enough problems with server load time as it is.

It's instinctive.

I mean, I hate you, and I have no idea who you are.

OM, earlier today I jumped in my Time Bubble and went hunting for brontosaurus.

How do you recommend I cook the meat?

One absolute and unchanging truth is: One question per post.

Disqualified.

You want the gig? It's all yours.

Miner, if there's only time/funds enough to purchase either cake or a copy of the new Legion comic tomorrow afternoon, which should I pick up?

OK, since it's your birthday you get to jump ahead in line.

And since it's your birthday, you should really do what you think will bring you the most pleasure.

But in my opinion, since the new Legion issue in question features long-lost old-school Legionnaire Tyroc, I go with the cake.

First let us ponder the thought of a Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expanding Ghost Chicken out searching the universe for its lost heart.

(Hey, it made *me* chuckle.)

Anyway, it gets the heart back when it pays what it owes. Considering the interest accumulated thus far, and the lack of job opportunities for ectoplasmic poultry, I ain't holding my breath.

Miner, where have the flying lemurs gone?

For starters, I highly recommend you *not* cook it in the Time Bubble. I've gotten used to this reality.

As for cooking tips, given that the Linear Men are probably looking for you as I type, you're going to want something quick. I suggest some black pepper, a dash of paprika, and the lower settings of your blaster.

Well, the flying lemur subsists largely on fruits, flowers, and leaves. Since these aren't major pockets of these on Legion World, it's likely they've all migrated.

Or ded's been screwing around with the Time Bubble again.

OM, What should I ask you now?

Ask not what you can do for your Legion World; ask what you can do for Outdoor Miner.

OM, so what can I do for you?