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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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OM, who, what, where, when, why?
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OM, if Legion World was to hold a Rename Quislet, Esq. Contest what would be your entry?
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Originally posted by Caliente:
Tell us what you think when you do? Maybe. Originally posted by Clive:
OM, do you know that Lard Lad died while you were away? How do you feel about that? Who? Originally posted by Clive:
And...vanilla or chocolate? Neopolitan. Originally posted by Stealth:
OM, if you could push one plastic, phony, pestilent pop star off a cliff, who would it be?
Rudy Giuliani. Originally posted by Frio:
OM, are members going evil a tradition in the LMBP or just bad luck? Little of both. Much like dating Cobie. Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
OM, have you deciphered the code? The ferret warbles at hollow midnight sharp.
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Miner, would you rather be punched by Batman, Chuck Norris, or both?
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Miner, why have you been so busy lately? Don't you love us anymore?
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Originally posted by Caliente:
Don't you love us anymore? Miner, can you answer that question in such a way as to not offend anyone's sensibilities?
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Originally posted by Lard Lad: Originally posted by Caliente:
[b] Don't you love us anymore? Miner, do you think I asked that to offend peoples sensibilities? 
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Miner, do you think an auto-reply algorithm based on a guy who saved a lady's life, giving his own in the process, can win the heart of said lady?
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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
OM, who, what, where, when, why? Igor Stravinsky. Banana Custard. The David L. Lawrence Convention Center in Pittsburgh, Pa. July 18th, 1672. Rupert Murdoch says so.
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OM,
Do you miss being pestered by inane questions?
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OK, popular demand and all that..... Originally posted by Ram Boy:
OM, if Legion World was to hold a Rename Quislet, Esq. Contest what would be your entry? I would have several. Again, none of them would pass the "all-ages" criteria. Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Miner, would you rather be punched by Batman, Chuck Norris, or both? Those losers couldn't lay a glove on me. Originally posted by Caliente:
Miner, why have you been so busy lately? Don't you love us anymore? The why is not complicated, but can't be discussed in detail. See my earlier responses to the whole "love" business. Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Miner, can you answer that question in such a way as to not offend anyone's sensibilities? Clearly. Originally posted by Caliente: [Miner, do you think I asked that to offend peoples sensibilities? The avatar isn't fooling anyone. Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Miner, do you think an auto-reply algorithm based on a guy who saved a lady's life, giving his own in the process, can win the heart of said lady? Given you had to resurrect yourself, the answer should be self-evident now. Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
OM,
Do you miss being pestered by inane questions? You think I wasn't being pestered by inane questions because i wasn't here? Ha, ha, and ha.
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It's about time we got those answers.
Is there anything else you want to say?
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Miner, do I frighten you in person?
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Miner, do I frighten you despite your not having met me in person?
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Miner, does Lardy frighten you despite your not having met him in prison?
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Miner, soes Kent's question seem repeticious to you?
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Miner, what's the definition of "soes" as used by Lardy in the above post?
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Miner, isn't it obvious I made a typo and meant to say "does"?
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Miner, why did you and I suddenly start laughing for no apparent reason?
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Is there anything else you want to say? No. Originally posted by Caliente:
Miner, do I frighten you in person? Only when you're driving. Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Miner, do I frighten you despite your not having met me in person? Frighten, no. More like amuse, annoy, and interest without the "amuse" and "interest" bits. Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Miner, does Lardy frighten you despite your not having met him in prison? How do you know I haven't?
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Ohmygod! Mr Miner, could Lard Lad possibly be any ickier?
Hi! How are you?
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Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Miner, soes Kent's question seem repeticious to you? It all blurs together after a while, man. Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Miner, what's the definition of "soes" as used by Lardy in the above post? It's a combination of "do" and "souse", so not only is he accusing you of asking a question that seems "repeticious", but he's accusing you of being drunk in the process. "Repeticious" itself is a cross between "repetitious" and "delicious" which implies that while he thought your question to be imitative, he was secretly digging it. Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Miner, isn't it obvious I made a typo and meant to say "does"? In your case, no. See above response. Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
Miner, why did you and I suddenly start laughing for no apparent reason? I think by that point we were just overwhelmed by the sheer amazingness of it all.
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OM< If you had to spend a weekend with either Everyday Girl or Lard Lad, what would you do?
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Originally posted by Everyday Girl:
Ohmygod! Mr Miner, could Lard Lad possibly be any ickier? With enough prep time, undoubtedly. He's the Batman of ick.
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Why is the MMB become Lard Lad Bashing Central?
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