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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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OM: Jimmy Ruffin wanted me to ask you, 'What becomes of the broken hearted?'
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OM, is it true Frio is planning to either murder or seduce Stratum?
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Originally posted by Empress Frio:
Bug, how can you allow this thread to go to the second page? For shame. Some of us have a life, babe. Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
OM, if you had to be one of Batman's villians, which one would you be? Denny O'Neil Originally posted by Stratum:
OM, when will I get a plotline?
See my answer to Frio in the post before this one. Originally posted by walkwithcrowds:
OM: Jimmy Ruffin wanted me to ask you, 'What becomes of the broken hearted?' They move to England and get talk shows. Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
OM, is it true Frio is planning to either murder or seduce Stratum? Try reading the story threads. I just got back here.
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OM, why do mean people suck?
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Originally posted by Empress Frio:
[b]Bug, how can you allow this thread to go to the second page? For shame. Miner, why're you telling lies? Obviously if you had a life you wouldn't be here. 
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OM, is there a single reason why we shouldn't all vote for Cali for leader?
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OM, would it be inappropriate to be Cali's campaign manager if that manager secretly has a crush on her (hypothetically)?
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OM, it's outrageous what they're asking for a BIG WHITE POOFY DRESS these days!!! What can be done about the ridiculous cost of having a wedding?
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Miner, will you vote for me for LMB <strike>deputy</strike> leader?
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OM,
What is the most terrible threat the Terrible Threateners could make to you?
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OM,
Why are we supposed to say Om when we meditated?
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O.M.:
Should I cash out my retirement savings, quit my job, and buy a convertible and house on the Gulf Coast?
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Originally posted by Lard Lad:
OM, why do mean people suck? I have four separate answers for this, and none of them pass the "all ages" criteria. Originally posted by Caliente:
Miner, why're you telling lies? You can't handle the truth.
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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
OM, is there a single reason why we shouldn't all vote for Cali for leader? No. There are many. (That cryptic enough for ya?) Originally posted by Lard Lad:
OM, would it be inappropriate to be Cali's campaign manager if that manager secretly has a crush on her (hypothetically)? Probably. But you get Drama Points so it all works out in the role-playing wash. Just remember that the (hypothetical) crush has to be revealed at the most embarassing moment possible. Originally posted by Ram Boy:
OM, it's outrageous what they're asking for a BIG WHITE POOFY DRESS these days!!! What can be done about the ridiculous cost of having a wedding? Elope. Your respective families will deal.
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Originally posted by Caliente:
Miner, will you vote for me for LMB <strike>deputy</strike> leader? What's in it for me? Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
OM,
What is the most terrible threat the Terrible Threateners could make to you? They could become my campaign managers and develop a hypothetical crush on me. Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
Why are we supposed to say Om when we meditated? If I may quote from the sacred text known as the Katha Upanishad: "This is the best support; this is the highest support. Whosoever knows this support is adored in the world of Brahma." There you have it. The more you know OM, the closer to the divine you are. You're all lucky I don't charge you for the privilege. Originally posted by Lad Boy:
O.M.:
Should I cash out my retirement savings, quit my job, and buy a convertible and house on the Gulf Coast? I talked to Quis about this and he thought you should go ahead and do it. So remember, it was Quis.
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Originally posted by Caliente:
[b]Miner, will you vote for me for LMB <strike>deputy</strike> leader? What do you want?
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"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Originally posted by Lard Lad:
[b]OM, why do mean people suck? If I may interject-- most people suck. Mean people just tend to get caught. 
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
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Dear OM,
Unless you win the "kill this Thread" thread, we will become your campaign managers and one of us (we won't say which one) will develop a hypothetical crush on you. The others will develop real crushes. (one of which involves 5 tons of pressure)
The Terrible Threateners.
PS: What do you think of them apples?
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Originally posted by Lad Boy:
[b]O.M.:
Should I cash out my retirement savings, quit my job, and buy a convertible and house on the Gulf Coast? Pshaw! I've been telling Lad Boy to do that for years now.
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OM: What DO you think of them apples?
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OM, is the bitter, bitter, sad and bitter conflict between Quis and yourself EVER going to resolved peacefully?
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OM, could the "Terrible Threateners" be any more lame?
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OM, would you forgive me if I put a photoshopped version of you on the cover of Klordny?
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OM, is the conflict between us bitter, bitter, sad, and bitter or bitter, sad, bitter, and bitter or just plain pathetic?
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