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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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OM, What question won't you answer?
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Hey Miner, where did you hide the evidence?
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OM, Can I go to the bathroom?
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OM, it hurts when I pee! What's wrong with me?!?!
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
OM, What question won't you answer? Originally posted by Ram Boy:
OM, how big is it? It's too much for you. Originally posted by Caliente:
Hey Miner, where did you hide the evidence? Where you can't find it. Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
OM, Can I go to the bathroom? I'm sure you're capable of doing so. Originally posted by Lard Lad:
OM, it hurts when I pee! What's wrong with me?!?! There's not enough time to even begin.
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OM, where's the key to my closet full of skeletons?
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Miner, what is there to do in Seattle?
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OM, which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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OM, as far as inane questioners go, how do we stack up?
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OM, where does time go after it's used?
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Originally posted by Lad Boy:
Where are my car keys? With your car, which you'll get back once it's about out of gas. Originally posted by Lard Lad:
OM, where's the key to my closet full of skeletons? Under your bed with the monsters. Originally posted by Caliente:
Miner, what is there to do in Seattle? See the Space Needle, drink loads of coffee, and form a grunge band. Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
OM, which came first, the chicken or the egg? Larry King.
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Originally posted by walkwithcrowds:
OM,are these my feet? No, those are Lad Boy's. He probably wants them back. Originally posted by Ram Boy:
OM, as far as inane questioners go, how do we stack up? Like cordwood. Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
OM, where does time go after it's used? Out for a beer and a good cry, like most people.
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OM, should having a foot fetish be considered deviant behavior?
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OM, who would win a fight between Betty Rubble and Wilma Flintstone? And do you know where we can see a video of said fight?
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OM, and should having a Wilma Flintstone fetish be considered deviant behavior? (unless you are Fred Flintstone)
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<mmm....Wilma and Betty...  >
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OM, How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
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Outdoor Miner, is it better to give answers to inane questions, or to receive answers to inane questions?
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Miner, what is coming after mp3 for music formats?
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Originally posted by Lard Lad:
OM, should having a foot fetish be considered deviant behavior? On this board? Hardly. Originally posted by walkwithcrowds:
OM, who would win a fight between Betty Rubble and Wilma Flintstone? And do you know where we can see a video of said fight? I have universal sales rights to the video in question. I'd tell you who won, but I don't want to hurt sales. Originally posted by walkwithcrowds:
OM, and should having a Wilma Flintstone fetish be considered deviant behavior? (unless you are Fred Flintstone) It's deviant only if you are Fred Flintstone.
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
OM, How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Do I look like an owl to you? Originally posted by Ram Boy:
Outdoor Miner, is it better to give answers to inane questions, or to receive answers to inane questions? Well, put it this way. This thread is not called "Let's Give Outdoor Miner Answers to Inane Questions", is it? Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
Miner, what is coming after mp3 for music formats? Microchips in the head.
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
[b]OM, How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Well you do have the beak. Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Originally posted by Ram Boy:
[b]Outdoor Miner, is it better to give answers to inane questions, or to receive answers to inane questions? Should we start such a thread?
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