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...is that Josh Siegel used his vast fortune to purposely create Hurricane Sandy in hopes it would destroy the legendary vault of Legion comics that DC keeps at its Manhattan offices. His words were "if that two-timing Lash thinks he can play me, I'll destroy every copy of Adventure Comics #350 that ever existed!"
...But you didn't hear that from me...
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...Josh Siegel is suing Momma Lash because Lash turned out so awesome that his very existence threatens Josh's lawsuit claiming ownership of awesomeness itself. He can't se Lash directly, of course; he knows he'd lose.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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The question of Ownership of Awesomeness may at long last be resolved!
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... Josh is planning on having hot hate sex with Lash. Failing that, he'll have hot revenge sex by seducing Boy Zombie.
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GASP!!! I had no idea all those brandy-snifter-sipping one-percenters were gossiping about poor little-ol' me!
Of course, I am just a country boy and unused to the ways of big-city folk.
And Joshie better watch out for Momma Lash-- she'll clean his clock!
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Lash, if you require some assistance in digging up a few, shall we say, juicy tidbits on the Yacht Club Members, drop by my office.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Given that Josh's broken heart has caused him to forego visits to the gym... Momma Lash won't have any trouble at all.
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Ibby!
You weren't supposed to tell that secret!
As I hear it, Sharky's been using his gym membership card; now you've blown his cover!
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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Ibby!
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now you've blown his cover! Ohh Myyy!!! (I reaally gotta stop following George Takei on facebook 
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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Ibby!
You weren't supposed to tell that secret!
As I hear it, Sharky's been using his gym membership card; now you've blown his cover! Damn, I guess it's back to Curves...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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I wondered why there was a new aquarium in the ladies locker room...
No, I was Never a Bond Girl...
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*oops*
Oh boy.. something tells me I shouldn't be sharing the Security Office pool with Sharky any time soon...
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iz it tha redneck yacht club? cuz then ah kin get onboard wif it...
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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I'm not sure what kind of yacht club it is.
And those are the first 14' flat bottomed aluminum 'yachts' I've ever seen.
No, I was Never a Bond Girl...
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When ewe starts wit'ah dugout caneoooh.... them there's yaht's!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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If LASH really is a "simple country boy," why do so many of my good-looking dude co-workers in the club kitchen keep talking about being invited up to see his etchings? Since when do hicks collect fine art? 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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You ain't seen fine until you've seen Lash's collection of black and white pictures of young men...
I think he even has one of me and Blaze!
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[taps foot] Yes, yes. LASH's "collection." (Tsk.)
IB, I do not want that apron and chef's toque back unless you guys laundered 'em like you promised.
(Kids today, I swear...)
Now get in here and help me make those tea sandwiches like you promised! Pronto!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Awwww, but we barely wore our aprons!
Ooooh, what kind of sandwiches will we be making, cleome?
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Watercress Herbed chicken salad Cucumber Smoked Salmon Ham Salad Egg Salad ![[Linked Image]](http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5084/5256361266_faa0448b7e.jpg) little sandwiches with the crusts cut off by Klara Kim , on Flickr Pretty swank, huh? I just hope that somebody remembered to press all the linens.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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I look forward to the lunch. I must tell my relatives more about this, they would be quite happy. They worry that Legion World is a bit behind.
Go with the good and you'll be like them; go with the evil and you'll be worse than them.- Portuguese Proverb
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My Dear, it would be a pleasure to see the whole Sivana family for High Tea.
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Ham and eggs are salads now? By jingos, that's crazy talk! As a simple country boy, fine dining is a mystery to me. 'Rounds these parts, it's "you catch it, you eat it".
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I've always trusted the help will take care of lunch. I only ask they wait until the gentlemen and ladies are served before indulging themselves.
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