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#283376 07/20/06 08:04 AM
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Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.

"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".

Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"

Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."

"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.

Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.

Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"

Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they missed


The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.

"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".

Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"

Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."

"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.

Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.

Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"

Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they missed his

#283378 07/20/06 10:35 PM
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Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.

"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".

Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"

Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."

"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.

Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.

Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"

Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they missed his gigantic

#283379 07/25/06 03:57 PM
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Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.

"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".

Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"

Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."

"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.

Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.

Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"

Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they missed his gigantic turban


Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
#283380 07/25/06 04:03 PM
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Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.

"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".

Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"

Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."

"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.

Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.

Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"

Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they missed his gigantic turban and


The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
#283381 07/25/06 04:22 PM
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Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.

"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".

Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"

Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."

"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.

Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.

Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"

Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they missed his gigantic turban and splattered


Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
#283382 07/25/06 05:18 PM
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Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.

"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".

Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"

Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."

"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.

Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.

Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"

Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they missed his gigantic turban and splattered against


The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.

"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".

Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"

Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."

"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.

Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.

Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"

Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they missed his gigantic turban and splattered against random

#283384 07/26/06 04:10 PM
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Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.

"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".

Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"

Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."

"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.

Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.

Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"

Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they missed his gigantic turban and splattered against random parademons.


Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.

"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".

Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"

Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."

"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.

Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.

Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"

Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they missed his gigantic turban and splattered against random parademons. Unfortunitely,

#283386 07/26/06 11:53 PM
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Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.

"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".

Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"

Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."

"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.

Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.

Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"

Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they missed his gigantic turban and splattered against random parademons. Unfortunately, fourteen


The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
#283387 07/27/06 01:54 PM
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Posts: 57,030
Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.

"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".

Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"

Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."

"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.

Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.

Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"

Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they missed his gigantic turban and splattered against random parademons. Unfortunately, fourteen Phanti-cats


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Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.

"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".

Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"

Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."

"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.

Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.

Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"

Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they missed his gigantic turban and splattered against random parademons. Unfortunately, fourteen Phanti-cats pantomimed

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Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.

"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".

Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"

Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."

"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.

Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.

Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"

Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they missed his gigantic turban and splattered against random parademons. Unfortunately, fourteen Phanti-cats pantomimed Ishtar


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Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.

"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".

Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"

Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."

"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.

Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.

Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"

Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they missed his gigantic turban and splattered against random parademons. Unfortunately, fourteen Phanti-cats pantomimed Ishtar backwards

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Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.

"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".

Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"

Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."

"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.

Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.

Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"

Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they missed his gigantic turban and splattered against random parademons. Unfortunately, fourteen Phanti-cats pantomimed Ishtar backwards while


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Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.

"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".

Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"

Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."

"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.

Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.

Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"

Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they missed his gigantic turban and splattered against random parademons. Unfortunately, fourteen Phanti-cats pantomimed Ishtar backwards while juggling

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Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.

"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".

Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"

Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."

"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.

Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.

Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"

Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they missed his gigantic turban and splattered against random parademons. Unfortunately, fourteen Phanti-cats pantomimed Ishtar backwards while juggling dedman


Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.

"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".

Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"

Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."

"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.

Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.

Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"

Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they missed his gigantic turban and splattered against random parademons. Unfortunately, fourteen Phanti-cats pantomimed Ishtar backwards while juggling dedman and


The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.

"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".

Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"

Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."

"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.

Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.

Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"

Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they missed his gigantic turban and splattered against random parademons. Unfortunately, fourteen Phanti-cats pantomimed Ishtar backwards while juggling dedman and Cobalt Kid

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Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.

"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".

Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"

Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."

"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.

Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.

Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"

Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they missed his gigantic turban and splattered against random parademons. Unfortunately, fourteen Phanti-cats pantomimed Ishtar backwards while juggling dedman and Cobalt Kid between


The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.

"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".

Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"

Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."

"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.

Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.

Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"

Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they missed his gigantic turban and splattered against random parademons. Unfortunately, fourteen Phanti-cats pantomimed Ishtar backwards while juggling dedman and Cobalt Kid between razor-sharp


Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.

"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".

Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"

Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."

"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.

Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.

Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"

Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they missed his gigantic turban and splattered against random parademons. Unfortunately, fourteen Phanti-cats pantomimed Ishtar backwards while juggling dedman and Cobalt Kid between razor-sharp basketballs


The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.

Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.

"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".

Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"

Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."

"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.

Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.

Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"

Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they missed his gigantic turban and splattered against random parademons. Unfortunately, fourteen Phanti-cats pantomimed Ishtar backwards while juggling dedman and Cobalt Kid between razor-sharp basketballs.

Meanwhile

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Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they missed his gigantic turban and splattered against random parademons. Unfortunately, fourteen Phanti-cats pantomimed Ishtar backwards while juggling dedman and Cobalt Kid between razor-sharp basketballs.

Meanwhile, on Earth-2


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