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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.
Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.
Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.
Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.
Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.
Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.
Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.
Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.
Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.
Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.
Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or
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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.
Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Posts: 22,670 |
Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.
Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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strange but not a stranger
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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.
Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.
Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed
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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.
Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.
Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes
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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.
Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"
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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.
Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"
Hurriedly Everyday Girl
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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.
Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"
Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.
Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"
Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic
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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.
Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"
Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.
Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"
Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.
Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"
Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad
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Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"
Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however,
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.
Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"
Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.
Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his left belly-button.
"OHMYGOD..." gasped Everyday Girl. "Young love sure is hard to avoid".
Tamper struggled mightily against overwhelming nepotismic ballerinas flaunting elevated estrogen bubbles. "Holy Father, why must Cobalt Kid advertise for dates?"
Elsewhere, elsewhen, Lad Boy pondered his lecherous pecs while pounding steaks. "Lad Boy!" exclaimed Bevis "We forgot."
"Alaska--Juneau!" replied Salad Tosser Lord. "Excellent distractions for making salad." He added radishes, carrots, Uranus-nuggets, nosferatu butt-cheeks and later, reindeer.
Actor Lad stared mightily skyward, flexing straws and sipping latte slowly. Salad Tosser Lord's nipples began singing "Y.M.C.A." backwards through time.
Occasionally jitterbugging, Lad Boy exhaled and looked into the bottomless chasm of vibrators and condoms. Suspended above the chasm were Kent Shakespeare and Liberty Monkey, dangling Kono Fruit. "We demand chocolate artichokes every fifty miles that we spend travelling without air-conditioning or anthropomorphic penguins." Salad Tosser Lord exclaimed "Poop chutes!"
Hurriedly Everyday Girl shot gigantic tomatoes at Tamper Lad; however they
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