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60. Death only means you will probably be resurrected at some point - and unlike with heroes, you will probably come back more powerful!
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61. You just know you're going to have the best parties!
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62. You'll be invited to be part of all sorts of leagues, societies and gangs.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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63. As a villain, you don?t need to split the bill equally
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64. You don;t need permits for your weird, radioactivity based experiments.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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65. You don't need yo remember your teammates' birthdays
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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66. If your teammates annoy you, rat them out or kill them.
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67. As you are completely amoral and/or evil, you don't need to think about silly things like your teammates' food allergies
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68. Holiday snaps from The Infernal Realms, The Negative Dimension and Fortress Omega Bar & Grill will be the envy of your friends.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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69. You have so many possible motivations for torturing people. For material gain, for information, as a favour for another villain, as punishment, because you feel like it?
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Tempus Fugitive
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70. You can rise above the innuendo that lesser mortals would surely have made of reason 69.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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71. You can subvert religion and claim you are an angel of God and do whatever you please.
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72. Be the first kid on your block to collect all the colours pf Kryptonite.
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70. You can rise above the innuendo that lesser mortals would surely have made of reason 69. Im doing it right
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Good start. But don't forget the over emphasis and the maniacal laughter
*I'm* doing it RIGHT! Mwah hah ha ha!
73. You can return from the dead. Sales demand it!
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74. There are no consequences for your actions. Arkham Asylum? Bah, it's a pleasure resort. Prison? Please. The death penalty? See No. 73, above.
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75. Know that you're a better class of villain than the ones that go into politics.
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76. The content of your dramatic, villainous monologue doesn't really matter, as long as you do it with the right amount of menace. Look at the Joker's ramblings, for example
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77. Your villainous monologues can include all kinds of maniacal laughter. (Bwa-ha-ha, for instance)
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78. You get to spend more time with your animal chums. The laser squirrels and stilt dolphins will then help you in your schemes!
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