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Ohmygod! Every time I get one answer it raises three more questions...

I don't have any idea who shot you...

I have an idea who attacked Roy but no proof...

I don't know what Roy was looking for when he was attacked...

And I don't know what was hidden in Gramps's old fixit shop that was worth attacking anybody over...

And most of all I don't know who the H-E-double hockey sticks Numbnuts the Semi-Incomprehensible is...

Moves in behind Cobalt and wraps her arms around him to keep him steady...

<concentrating>

...thanks My...a little tighter...

...hold...those thoughts EG...I want to talk to you about all that...

<blue light begins to subside; viewing the John Doe reveals his face and hands are now beginning to heal at a very rapid pace>

...lets solve one mystery at a time...

<pulls hands away, collapses back into My Whee Fem's arms>

So...Shark Lad was right. (Way to go Sharky!). Ladies and gents, allow me to present to you: THE ELECTION TYRANT.

That's funny, i thought the Election Tyrant looked a lot more like Crujecki...


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(or Mychal...)

So whomever was behind this attack purposely has been trying to stall the elections. Doing so could be for a variety of reasons, all of which have worked so far. Keep us leaderless, keep us divided, keep us confused.

*cough* <leans more on My Whee Fem> Wow, you really do smell good...

Now, on to Sir Roy. EG, start filling me in on where Roy was attacked, how that being near Abin's Fixit Shop is remotely important, and who a little more on Numbnuts; that name is familiar to me, from a case Abin and I had been on a long time ago.

<eyes Space Ranger quickly>

Unless you'd rather wait to discuss any of that?

<Whispers in Cobie's Ear...>

<span style="font-size: 7px;">If you don't get your hand off of my ass right now...</span>

No I want to hear this too...


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Numbnuts the Semi-Incomprehensible???)

Excuse me...just trying to hold myself up...(you're a doll, My )

Well, the Election Tyrant should be regaining consciousness shortly and YK will be pleased.

That leaves the Sir Roy mystery before we get out there to find out what the hell is going on with Lard Lad and Clive...

Ohmygod! There's so many questions...

Mr Sir Roy was looking into the attack on you, Helping matlock and Lo... when he was attacked...

He was in an alley just next door to Abin Quank's Fixit Shop... There's nothing else on that street but two machine shops and an old sky sled repair shop.

I checked out Gramps's place... everything is covered in a thick coat of dust except one spot on the shelf behind his desk...

Something else else about a foot square was removed from the shop recently...

And it wasn't Gramps who did it... he hasn't been out of the new offices in weeks. Ever since Gram joined him there...

And I don't know if any of that means anything or not, but...

And this Numbnuts character is trying to find Mr STU... Leaving weird messages... and something on the edge of my memories says I should know him, but I don't...

Yeah, the name sounds so familiar to me too, but yet so odd. Definitely something from Abin and my 'Ongoing Tag Team' days (you wouldn't get the reference, its what we call a bunch of our old crazy LMB adventures).

<entering Sir Roy's room>

Anyway, lets try to heal Sir Roy and have him confirm what you told us.

But I don't know Brit...seems like we might have to question your gramps. I wouldn't mind seeing him myself. But tell me...when did Pagan Lass get home? I thought she and Stoopid Cat had been missing for some time?

<looks at Ranger>

Ranger...I don't know...suddenly your family's involvement. Perhaps your return is somehow connected?

<back to Sir Roy>

Okay, enough. Lets get this done. My, I'm going to need your support again. I'm exhausted...but need to push myself...

<lays hands on Sir Roy; unlike the Tyrant, it doesn't take much>

*cough*

*cough*

...s-should work...

<rubs head>

Oooh...I'm awake...

<sees room full of people>

I am not sure I understand? I am injured, yes, but surely I wasn't on the verge of dying.

<Everyday Girl and My Whee Fem begin to explain>

I see. Thank you Britney.

Cobalt Kid, I see you are well. That is good. [Editor's note - no love loss between Cobalt Kid and Sir Roy!]

I can only tell you what I've told Britney so far. Someone attacked me in that alleyway, believing I was too close to something. She must be right--the only thing there was Abin Quank's Fixit Shop, and the only person around was my assailant. Surely he'd have just hidden or ran rather than possibly reveal himself with an attack, unless he purposely was trying to keep me away? He must have been in process of getting what he wanted.

I wish I could help more. I should be able to check out within a few days, as your healing power has helped speed my recovery along.

It looks like you should be back in your bed, though however.

<puts hand on Britney's shoulder>

Good luck, young one. When the time comes for you needing allies, I promise to be by your side.

<lays back down>

<Slides in behind Cobalt and again wraps her arms around him, but this time one hand slides down to his belt buckle... and a mischievious twinkle entered her very low voice...>

<span style="font-size: 7px;">This time if your hands wander, you'll be singing soprano...</span>

I think it's time for me to go have a talk with Abin...


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!!
(If I can get past his Administrative Assistant this time...)

You're convincing (and even cuter) when you're devious.

Ranger, wait up. I'll go with you too. *cough* I'd like to hear what he has to say. *cough*

Seems like Medicus Two holds no more mysteries...<rubs throat, which he was shot through>...time to get out there again...*cough*

Not like the old days is it Cobie?
Plot threads are actually starting to be resolved instead of hanging there forever.
Personally..I like it.

OOC Post

Cobie, PMing me when your mailbox is full and I can't reply doesn't really help...

/?OOC Post

Oh goodie.

It's about time you boys woke up. I've got stuff to do and one of them is a very long very hot soak in a very big bath tub.

See you in a couple of hours kids.

fixed!

See you at the 85th floor!

I am restored. Election threads will be forthcoming within the next hour. There are three, all usually highlighted. It is up to the moderators if they would like that to be the case.

<'ports in with an injured Cobalt Kid after having just returned from the Banned'Em Zone>

Easy, Des...we're just gonna have you checked out, especially seeing as how your ability to self-heal's been on the fritz lately...

Yo, Doc--patient here!

<suddenly wakes up>

<span style="font-size: 55px;">NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!</span>

Dammit, no!

*cough*

<jumps out of Lardy's arms>

I-I'm okay Lardy...

...dammit, its Concord, isn't it? He's gone. That son of a bitch...

<waves away doctors>

No, I'm alright. Leave me be. The time for another stay at Medicus Two is not now. We need to rally our forces...

<looks at Lardy>

I always kind of suspected. Gary Concord's whole story seemed a bit flimsy. I think...I think maybe he was the doppleganger of me. It makes sense--why else were we the only two without dopplegangers? He was basically every quality about myself I hate the most to the tenth degree--and I bet he'd say the same about me.

You know...I hated that bastard. But now? Dammit, I respect him now. Rest easy Gary. May we meet again...and maybe, just maybe as friends.

Now, we need to break this up. Enough of a shattered, fractured LMB/RMB. The whole charade has gone on long enough.

Justin Thyme likely escaped the Banned'Em Zone. We need to rally the troops in one place and work together. Pagan and Stoopid Cat are back and Lardy, you and I can worry about legal issues later.

Port us to the Security Office!

You sure you're alright, man?

Well, if you are, I think there's still work to be done. You've talked as if you've realized who's behind all the stuff here on Legion World--what have you got, Des?

Get us to the Security Office Lardy...I'll reveal to everyone at once. I'm positive now.

<wipes away bloody nose>

I'll be alright when all of this is done.

(Though at the rate I'm going through assassination attempts and physical beatings, I might not live to see that)

Okay, okay...it can wait...

<'ports them both over to the Security Office >