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I like broccoli ...

Anorexic People Barely Masticate,

Is there a child you hate?

God YES!!!

I work in a supermarket and there is this spoiled brat of a girl(about 8 or 9)who comes into the shop with her Gran and she treats the old lady like total s**t. She is a rude, obnoxious little git who I would dearly like to kick.

I know it's the parents that I should blame, but oh my God I want to give her a slap.

And Please Be Modest,

What is your most attractive (physical) feature?

My goatee. At least that is what I think.

A Personal Best Maybe,

Tell us about one of your pet peeves.

When you try to (lovingly) tell someone about one of their many (annoying) faults, and they reply, "Oh yeah, and what about the way you ..."

So frustrating!

A pleasing bowel movement,

When was the last time you cried during a movie?

The last time I watched "It's a Wonderful Life". That always brings a tear to my eye.

Astonding Penguins Build Momentum,

What was your favorite type of animal as a child? (It doesn't have to be an animal you actually had for a pet, just one that you liked a lot)

Longhaired cats, preferably tortoiseshell or calico coloring.

Always Pounced By Moogles,

What's your favorite video game?

Carmageddon. (The original version - they became too cartoony after that.)

Anti Pope Buys Montana

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Angst Probing Boys Mature,

A rope ladder hangs over the side of a ship. The rungs are 9 inches apart. At low tide, the bottom rung just touches the water. At high tide, the water has risen 3 feet. How many rungs are under water at high tide?

If the boat is floating, the distance remains unchanged, as the boat rises with the water (thanks, Seth).

But if the boat has actually run aground and taken on water, and thus not rising with the tide,
then four rungs should ve submerged; the next should be just touching the water.

Unless the 9-inch distance does not include the thickness of the rungs themselves, in which case, the fifth rung could be also under water, too.

Algebra Problem Becoming Monotonous,

what was your favorite subject in school?

Either art or woodwork.
My worst was Maths.

Always Please Big Mamas,

Did you have crush on any of your teachers?

nope and I still don't.

Alpha Parsons Begin Ministries,

Who do you currently have a crush on?

You must mean apart from our very own pin up girl Cali?
Well, celebrity crush would be Melanie Sykes and real life would be a girl called Elizabeth who (or is that whom?) I work with.
I asked her out but she very politely changed the subject...I took that as a no.

In a bar I was once given the knock back,
"I've allready got one arsehole in my knickers, I don't need another one!"
So in the same vein:

Amazing Party, Big Mick,

What was the best/worst knock back you've ever had?

Apparently, none of us have had one. I've given a few, such as, "it's easier to save face when you have two of them."

Apparently Barren Posting Mention,

Wine or beer?

Wine.

Astral Being Projecting Mellowness:

Coffee or tea?

Tea. I can't drink coffee as I am already WAAAAY too hyper as it is.

Always Bring Pink Marshmallows:

Jeeves and Wooster or Blandings?

UH OH!

Double post.

Jeeves and Wooster

Next:
What, if any, is the most egregious act of re-gifting you've ever participated in or observed?

Can't think of any. The closest is when I gave my nephew "Kings in Diguise" that I had bought for myself. Not technically regifting as I didn't get it as a gift.

A Pretty Believable Moose:

Uruguay or Paraguay

Whichever is friendliest.

Anyway Please Be Mellow:

Starsky or Hutch?

Paraguay.

I've never seen Starsky and Hutch, TV or movie, so I answered Quis instead (weve been covering the 'guays in Geography of South America in the last week or two. Paraguay sounds like the more preferable of the two).

Atlanta Police Brigade Member,

Starsky or Hutch?

Starsky (movie version--I didn't see it, but Ben Stiller is cute).

Argentine Pampas Biggest Mountain:

Tchaikovsky's The Nutcracker or Handel's Messiah?

whichever is shorter.

Alameda's Premier Bayside Motel,

what is your favorite aspect of the holiday season?

When normally stuffy, uptight people relax enough to make a fool of themselves, by wearing a paper crown.

Always Persuing Beautiful Men:

Christmas day spent surrounded by family.
A total nightmare or an absolute neccessity?
(Or a bit of both?)

a bit of both

American Political Boy Molester:

Amaretto or Irish Cream?

Irish Cream

Actively Pursuing Beautiful Men:


Charlie Brown, Rudolph or the Grinch?