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Is it an oxymoron to have a thread dedicated to the amazing character known as Non Sequitor?

Perhaps that will be debated for eons, but, to clarify, I refer to the character that first appeared during the "Hot Summer Nights" trilogy and is, perhaps, the most enigmatic character ever to be an LMBer! Non Sequitor's M.O. typically is to add an irrelevant bit of dialogue in the middle of some crisis or another...kind of like how we do in the "Share Something else else Completely Random!" thread.

So many mysteries! Such as:

-Is Non Sequitor a guy or gal?

-Why would he/she have an interest in being an LMBer?

-Has he/she ever played a crucial role in an adventure? If he/she has or will, would he/she no longer be "Non Sequitor"?

-If Non Sequitor is female, has she ever had sex with Cobalt? If so or if ever, why would a character of this nature ever be interested in fornicating?


Friends, Non Sequitor is among us! Dare we explore his/her mysteries?


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I don't even know what wheeled tomatoes are.


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I have passed on your questions to Non Sequitor. I have retyped the questions (actually used cut-n-paste) and added the responses in bold and red

-Is Non Sequitor a guy or gal?

Julia Sweeney is very funny.


-Why would he/she have an interest in being an LMBer?

*Non Sequitor began to arrange Hummel figurines*


-Has he/she ever played a crucial role in an adventure?

ANTS!


If he/she has or will, would he/she no longer be "Non Sequitor"?

band I think I'll go for a walk outside now
the summer sun's callin my name
(I hear ya now)
I just can't stay inside all day
I gotta get out get me some of those rays
everybody's smilin
sunshine day
everybody's laughin
sunshine day
everybody seems so happy today
it's a sunshine day


-If Non Sequitor is female, has she ever had sex with Cobalt?

*A banana cream pie flies through the air*

If so or if ever, why would a character of this nature ever be interested in fornicating?

"Logic is a field of pretty flowers that smell bad!"

Friends, Non Sequitor is among us! Dare we explore his/her mysteries?
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Omigod!!!!

Non Sequitor is....

<span style="font-size: 20px;">Christopher Walken!!!!!</span>


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Well, I'm glad we've cleared that up.


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We've cleared something up?


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Yes.

For starters, we've established that Christopher Walken has a thing for wheeled tomatoes.

It's a huge leap forward.


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Who leapt on Christopher Walken's tomatoes?


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I think you know.


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It wasn't me, I swear!!!

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Hey--no damned swearing!!


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No F'n way!!!

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That was F'n uncalled for deddy!


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Now THAT was a non sequitur!


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Man, I have a feeling I'm NEVER going to learn more about the enigma that is Non Sequitor!


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But, Lardy, we already explained that a sole has no eyes!


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But the Red One should be on top.


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Can we get this thread back off-topic?


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