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 Re: Collapsed Rubble of the O.K. Coral
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Originally posted by Lard Lad: Originally posted by Lonestar Ranger:
[b]Hm...I'll allow you that one...
But don't think I haven't forgotten that you owe me one, Lard Lad.
<flies off> Hm...I'll thank SCarlet for passing this information along...especially now because I do see a way to call on that favor. 
Justice comes at a price. What are you willing to pay for it?
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Re: Collapsed Rubble of the O.K. Coral
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Sorry chaps I had to get Cobalt out of here fast. Hrun was going to pound him to a pulp. I sent him as faraway as i could manage at such short notice.
However I see from the LMB walking ring location finder that hes back so I think we had better go see whats happening with this Concord chap I am not sure i trust him.
Faithfull
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Re: Collapsed Rubble of the O.K. Coral
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Never mind that, old chum! We must resume our beverages!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Re: Collapsed Rubble of the O.K. Coral
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This place is still here?
Darn. Lost the pool.
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Re: Collapsed Rubble of the O.K. Coral
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Legionnaire!
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Security Office File #690
Upon the conclusion of one of Hrun's famous rampages, Cobalt Kid realized the greatest way to destract the Barbarian from causing further destruction to Legion World would be to encourage him to conquer one of the neighboring Barbarian Kingdoms near the United Planets border. Cobalt rallied his own Triumvirate army, and the two set-off.
The conquering was swift, the enemy defeated and Hrun soon began a series of celebrations to pay tribute to the glory won and honorable conduct of valor shown by the warriors-born. Although Hrun took pleasure in the vast array of wenches present, Cobalt (true to form) focused his attentions on Hrun's younger cousin, Brunhilde, known among her people as the Valkrye Princess, whose fiery beauty was only matched by her cold warrior spirit. His charm was infectous and he soon seduced her and the two enjoyed many nights together during this time period, until Hrun was made aware.
Hrun's love for Cobalt as a brother-at-arms made him more lenient in these matters and he gave Cobalt the rare alternative of death by torture or marry his cousin. Cobalt, still drunk and believing his friend to be kidding replied 'guess that leaves marriage for this old wolf, eh old buddy?'.
It was at this time that the Arch Duke of Time attempted to kidnap Ghandi from the time stream and the LMB were called into action, so it was up to myself and Abin to arouse Cobalt to make him rejoin the LMB in battle. We did so, and Cobalt's memories were still so hazy that he did not recall all the details, and probably not the promise, which he thought was a joke at the time anyway. You can quote me directly, when I said, "dammit Cobie, your libido will be the death of us all."
- per Poverty Lad as related to him by Loser Lad, who was present for the above events. Hmm, what will Crujeckie say? Guess I picked the wrong time to go on vacation. 
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hello hello hello
whats all this about there then sonny jim
so whos shout is it then?
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Re: Collapsed Rubble of the O.K. Coral
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Originally posted by Joe-Boy Harvestar:
Wait...you have drug-inducement powers now? pfft. Riiiiiiiight." It's an age-old LMBP storytelling technique: if someone seems as though they have done you even a little damage, just pretend that they were fighting an illusion/robot/figment of their imagination so as to remain all-powerful  Or, in a pinch, simply create a new power for yourself (that you have, of course, always had but just never used publicly).
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Bold Flavors
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Wow, this place is still standing a WEEK later? Its not really an LMB event until a thread has its title changed to 'the smouldering rubble of..." or "...the fiery ashes of..."
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Re: Collapsed Rubble of the O.K. Coral
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I doubt it will be standing much longer.
So where exactly are the fifty or sixty "heroes" who wanted to fight me, anyway?
Bartender I'll have a scotch and soda, hold the soda.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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<Makes ice cubes in Gary's boxers>
"hee hee he"
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Re: Collapsed Rubble of the O.K. Coral
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Originally posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man:
So where exactly are the fifty or sixty "heroes" who wanted to fight me, anyway?
We're holding auditions at the Security Office. Might be a while.
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Re: Collapsed Rubble of the O.K. Coral
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Originally posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man:
So where exactly are the fifty or sixty "heroes" who wanted to fight me, anyway?
Dude, I'll happily go one on one.....and just to make things interesting, lets say, no powers?
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Bold Flavors
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<has a round of whiskey shots poured>
No need to rush into it Concord. Let's be gentleman and have ourselves a shot first. This is a fight I've come a long way to be a part of.
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can i have an umbrella in my shot please
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Hey, it's not just gentlemen, gentlemen. And I'll take a shot, too, thanks.
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Leader
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Make mine a double. And a beer chaser.
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I'd like a glass of milk, please.
<deepens voice>
Uh,....in a dirty glass.
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there's no threat, no crisis, no big even that doesn't warrant a few shots and/or cocktails beforehand.
(pours everyone another round of whiskey)
Shots all around!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Re: Collapsed Rubble of the O.K. Coral
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Apparently Space Ranger was absolutely correct when he stated that the battle cry of the LMBP should be...
<span style="font-size: 30px;">"FREE BOOZE!"</span>
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Re: Collapsed Rubble of the O.K. Coral
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Legionnaire!
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Can't argue with that one.
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Re: Collapsed Rubble of the O.K. Coral
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Bold Flavors
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Wow, we really need to watch how long we spend in this place. On the cusp of a battle, and we accidently...*hic!*...had a two day bender!
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I missed a two day bender....how the heck did that happen?
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Maybe you were drunk at the time.
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good point...maybe I was.
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<click>Barkeep? Have you anything in a recreational oil-based beverage for a robot?<click>
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