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Hey...I haven't stopped into this old place in awhile. Heh, I remember when there used to be bar fights and shoot outs all the time.

Given the recent influx of tension on Legion World, it sure would be bad if all those suspicious people ended up here at the same time!

oooh peanuts!

[finishes polishing my new handlebar mustache and steps out from be back room through a pair of swinging doors]

What'll it be, pardner?

<walks in with shiny new holster for both blasters>

Hm...I wonder if Frio is in here...?

<sees Cobalt Kid and JoeBoy>

Greaaaaaat.

I don't have a problem with you right now Ranger. Its the other guy being annoying that's gonna end up in a world of regret that I'm concerned about...

Wow real spittoons. Now there's a place on LW where I can chew this tobacco.


***Hcoooooork Toowie****

That looks appetizing, now for a shot of the cheapest moonshine in the west.

It has lamb chops in it.
I kid you not.

I'll take some of that chewing tobacco. Back in my demolition days, 'Redman' was almot like a part of the job...

Walks into the Bar, a long leather coat is covered in the dust of a long long days ride out on the plains. pushing the coat back to reveal two holsters, in which shine pearl handled Webley six shooters. Hinted at across his back but hidden by the coat is a rifle holster housing a Lee Enfield .303 sniper rifle.

“Howdy partners” I’ll take two fingers of red eye” ….

Great place, reminds me of a scene from Brokeback Mountain.

Man they weren't kidding when they said there was a shortage of women in the old west.


You might as well rename this place Oscar Meyer's.

Ooh! Western style, I like it! Gives me an excuse to wear one of those nifty corset dresses...

<flash-fire change, leaves Cali smokin'... literally and figuratively>

*winks* Howdy, boys! Think I could convince one of y'all to buy li'l ol' me a drink..?

Yeee Haaaawww, an honest to goodness woman.

Time for a SkwwaaarDance.

*snerk* You're so Canadian...

No, that's Lambchop.

What I can say? I've never liked hand puppets.

What's the over and under for this place going up in a blazing inferno?

I give it until Friday.

Even money.

I've got Thursday in the pool myself.

I give it two weeks. We're getting to be even slacker procrastinators than we have been.

***Hork Twoiee***

Why it took me 24 hours to spit out that chewing tobacco.

So, when the LVMBP attack us here, shotgun using that spitoon on Gary Concord.

Hrun bursts into the room sending tables smashing over.

"OATHBREAKER" he roars "Thou must pay"

Hrun lunges at Cobalt Kid and smites him a mighty blow to the head knocking back over the bar and smashing some bottles.

Somewhere in the distance a slightly out of tune upright piano starts playing.

“Yeee Haaaawww” shouts Tamper Lad and starts a real old west Bar Brawl. He runs at Lonestar Ranger and the two of them smash through the window and break the hitching post outside scaring away the horses.

“You. You..You Barbarian you” shouts Caliente at and leaning down from the bar she smashes a bottle over Hruns head.

Hrun merely blinks then rushes at Cobalt again. Another massive punch sends Cobalt spinning out of control into a table which breaks apart sending poker chips scattering all over the floor.

Yes!

Give the lout the thrashing he desreves!

<Superboy Prime guards the perimeter, letting no others interfere in the combat>

Not that I'm contemplating getting involved or anything, but could we get just a little more info on the "why"?

Nice shot, btw.

Oh, the humanity!