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<hurls a flagoon of mead at Hrun, nailing him on the head and then causing it to drip all over his body>

Hrun, what in the name of all heck are you doing?

<ducks a punch, and nails Hrun with his own left jab, only to get a kick across the shins>

Of all the villains on Legion World, why are Hrun and I fighting in this bar?

<tackles Hurn, goes crashing into Caliente and Outdoor Miner>

Ooops! Sorry Cali! You too Miner! Hey, what's this soft pillow I've landed on?

Jeez Hrun, I haven't seen you since we conquered that planet of sentient popcorn people that wanted to make human beings 'pop'!

Need an Assist?

<rubs jaw>

Always!

But go easy on him, he's an LMBer, he just sometimes gets a little...well...rambuncious

(and if you happen to accidently nail Lonestar Ranger or Gary Concord, well, oh well... )

Well Alrighty then.

<span style="font-size: 50px;">SHAZAM!</span>

Lets at least deal with Loserboy Prime.

*Kid Marvel graps Superboy Prime by the back of his belt, catching him unawares. Flying at superspeed he hurtles towards Yaegermiester 7, the Alcohol planet. Hurling S-Prime into one of the many Gin Seas that cover the planet, KM Crosses his arms and waits"

"Lets see how much of a threat he is drunk."

*rubs head*

Owww. Thanks a lot, Cobie. *kicks Hrun in the side* You too, you big oaf. Jeez. Didn't anyone ever teach you boys to take it outside?

<Hovers outside watching the fight with a bemused smile on his face>

<sneaks up behind Gary using flight ring>

Ahem.

<As Gary turns around...>

<span style="font-size: 20px;">SOCK!</span>

<Gary is sent hurling through the roof into the Corral>

<grinning> Man, that felt GOOD!

<flies after Gary into the hole he just made>

<blasts Lardy through the back with blaster, set-on stun>

Foolish brawler, always watch your back...haha!

<flies back a bit further, attempting to stay disengaged from the fighting>

<gets up, grins widely>

Oh no, you didn't!

Bin waitin' to get a shot at your smarmy little self!

<charges Lonestar, his hands aflame with purple energy>

<span style="font-size: 20px;">POW!</span>

<Arises, Magneto-Like, encased in a magnetic force bubble, the bemused smile still etched onto his face>

LardButtKnight, you're still quite the ineffectual fool, aren't you.

<A magnetic force bubble forms around the distracted LardLad. He is whisked into the air and slammed through the wall of the nearby Pysonian Embassy, widing up upside down in one of Crujectra's many closets.>

<A magnetic field warps in front of the Ultra Man and he vanishes.>

<in one of Crujectra's Embassy closets>

Oh,my head!

At least I got some licks in! <grins>

I'm sure the coward will be gone, but..pop

<teleports out>

Be very happy that I don't choose to hang around and finish this... and you... yet.

<watches Joe-Boy Harvester wrestle with an drug-induced illusionary image. Smiles in amusement as he flies off into space>

The feeble-minded are the most easily distractable.

<still on top of Outdoor Miner and Hrun>

Huh? Well, that was interesting...

Hm...I'll allow you that one...

But don't think I haven't forgotten that you owe me one, Lard Lad.

<flies off>

This is getting tiresome.

Hrun, would you finish off the upstart already?

Hrun staggers upwards sending Miner and Cobalt crashing backwards.

“Oathbreaker, ingrate, thou shall pay for the insult to my house”

He punches Cobalt again, a powerful uppercut that send CK flying back against the wall.

“My Sister daughter, the fair maid Brunhilde, has waited many nights for you to return to her. The appointed day has past”

Hrun throws an axe at Cobalt as he tries to stand.

“will you add to the insults to my house by refusing to honour your promise to marry?”

“Damn it Des what have you and your libido got us into this time”

Faraway activates his powers, rarely used on Legion World, and sends Cobalt Kid faraway.

Hrun blinks in slow stupid surprise as Coblat Kid is simply not there any more.

As his brain starts to process the information , Caliente jumps on his back again and (still in western cowgirl mode) starts to bang her fists against his back, small flames jumping from her hands but bouncing off the Barbarians ultra hard skin.

Hrun flicks his hand backwards and almost without thinking knocks her unconscious.

He then activates the Legion World tesseract system and vanishes also with Caliente held firmly under his arm. As he leaves those behind here him say.

“hah this one will make a fine new slave”

w-wait Far...we need to stick together!...

<dissapears>

<Miner pulls himself off the bar floor>

Well....that was disturbing....ow....and painful.

Brunhilde, eh? Great.

Security Office File #690
Upon the conclusion of one of Hrun's famous rampages, Cobalt Kid realized the greatest way to destract the Barbarian from causing further destruction to Legion World would be to encourage him to conquer one of the neighboring Barbarian Kingdoms near the United Planets border. Cobalt rallied his own Triumvirate army, and the two set-off.

The conquering was swift, the enemy defeated and Hrun soon began a series of celebrations to pay tribute to the glory won and honorable conduct of valor shown by the warriors-born. Although Hrun took pleasure in the vast array of wenches present, Cobalt (true to form) focused his attentions on Hrun's younger cousin, Brunhilde, known among her people as the Valkrye Princess, whose fiery beauty was only matched by her cold warrior spirit. His charm was infectous and he soon seduced her and the two enjoyed many nights together during this time period, until Hrun was made aware.

Hrun's love for Cobalt as a brother-at-arms made him more lenient in these matters and he gave Cobalt the rare alternative of death by torture or marry his cousin. Cobalt, still drunk and believing his friend to be kidding replied 'guess that leaves marriage for this old wolf, eh old buddy?'.

It was at this time that the Arch Duke of Time attempted to kidnap Ghandi from the time stream and the LMB were called into action, so it was up to myself and Abin to arouse Cobalt to make him rejoin the LMB in battle. We did so, and Cobalt's memories were still so hazy that he did not recall all the details, and probably not the promise, which he thought was a joke at the time anyway. You can quote me directly, when I said, "dammit Cobie, your libido will be the death of us all."

- per Poverty Lad as related to him by Loser Lad, who was present for the above events.

I'll admit, I'm not sure how one of the security office files ended up in a Western-themed bar, but this does explain a lot.

He said that did he, Far? Well that piece of **** owes ME, too! If Lonestar thinks he's gonna hang that crap over my head, he can go to hell!

"Hah.
I learnt how to manage a freakout years ago. Kookookachoo.
Wait...you have drug-inducement powers now? pfft. Riiiiiiiight."

Flies off after him.

"Time to show this goon that he's not the only one who's picked up a few more powers in his time"