Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board The official flying lemur discussion thread!

Because someone, somewhere, said we didn't discuss flying lemurs very much around here.

Random posts containing the phrase "flying lemurs" are allowed!

Example:

Sometimes I like to eat fruit loops and flying lemurs for breakfast.

Does Monty Lemurs Flying Circus count?

Great Ceasar's Salad! I thought we weren't supposed to talk about lemurs after the... incident.

I suppose as the bird who brought up the flying lemurs in the first place, I should join the discussion. Oh, and EDE, don't worry. The...incident didn't involve a flying lemur. It was an aye-aye.

I find discussions about flying lemurs brings about strong convictions.

This is true, especially when one considers that they don't really fly and they're not really lemurs.

The lemurs were clearly in the wrong. The imperialistic adventure they launched alongside their platypus stooge allies on behalf of freaks of the animal kingdom cost the more civilized animals billions in treasure and lives.

Too bad "Flying Lemur Eater Lad" isn't posting anymore.

*Choke*

He was so brave when he made the ultimate sacrifice against Celine Dion!

I remember that well! You had volunteered to seduce Celine, as per our desperate plan to defeat her, and FMEL knocked you out and took your place! A brave, brave soul, and a noble sacrifice indeed!

Ah, yes. Celine Dion Flying Lemur Eater Lad sacrificed himself. She came back. I froze her. She came back. Stealth silenced her. She came back. That woman is the Solomon Grundy of pop music.

Some say the Ghost of Flying Lemur-Eater Lad still haunts the MMB and actually ages as a normal person was, so that one day, he'll be the Ghost of Flyig Lemur-Eater Man (Go-Flem).

Truer words were never said... as long as we don't get the sympathetic "Solly" verson a la Starman.

Celine Dion? That name brings chills down my spine. As do flying lemurs..

Hmmmm... A battle to the death between Celine Dion and Anne Murray using flying lemurs as weapons.

no! don't let poor innocent lemurs get harmed in such a battle of evil!

...plus... what if the two teamed up after the initial battle? Murray is allegedly gung-ho on duets these days (before you ask, you can't walk past an entertainment-related store in these parts without being bombarded with posters promoting her new CD).

Is Kent Shakespeare hiding his love of Anne Murray behind a false concern for flying lemurs?

Plus everyone knows that only guilty flying lemurs are used in battles to the death.

Bah! my disdain for Anne Murray is well-known across three provinces and several states!

I am not the Legion Worlder who purchases Anne Murray stamps... but I know who does (and who inflicts the MERCILESSLY on others)...

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

Methinks Quis is intentionally steering this conversation away from his sick, sick desire to see lemurs used as cannon fodder.

PETA and the National Society for the Protection of Lemurs are seeking to have Quis disbarred, I hear.

Guilty lemurs? What guilty lemurs? They're all innocent! Unless...were you their lawyer? Cause that might explain a lot..

Yes, Quis' legal judgment is getting himself into hot water AGAIN. Let's hope the lemurs have a better attorney for the appeal.

Perhaps we should call FLAAD (Flying Lemur Advocates And Defenders).

Just LOOK at those shifty eyes! Are we REALLY ready to shift attention away from the plight of baby seals to save these scheming bastards?!?!?