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79. If any exist...
(does it matter?)
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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80. Proclaim June "Straight Pride Month" and have a big <strike>dance</strike> legs-moving-funny-while-hips-don't-move-at-all party to celebrate.
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81. Opera, and plenty of it!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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82. Organize a softball league
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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83. As my first act as administrator for our new gay overlords, I am planning to purge LW's civil service of unfashionable people.
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Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
83. As my first act as administrator for our new gay overlords, I am planning to purge LW's civil service of unfashionable people. Straight guys rock!! There's no way I'm gonna revolt on them, unless they say these jeans make my ass look bad.
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84. Blanketing the country with billboards that say, "Dude, your ass looks HUGE in that!"
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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 Will these arms do?
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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thats certainly number 85.
what's this thread about again .....
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I'd say so, Rocky. His light casting abilities might come in handy, as well. (while he blinds the straight guys, we can rush them and give them make-overs)
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The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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87. Mass giveaway of trendy bellbottoms and peek-a-boo hoodies "rescued" from the site of my temp job!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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88. Poke gentle yet annoying fun at our recent slight yet noticeable weight gain.
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89. Add insult to injury by dedicating 'You are Everything and Everything is You' to "my heavyset gay friend... YOU know who you are!"
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90. Really stick in the knife by asking us if we've ever met Kirsty Alley at Jenny Craig.
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Originally posted by Power Boy:
53. i was going to say, 'legalize gay marriage, then everyone will drop the revolt and run to get married before it is taken away.' 
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Originally posted by Ram Boy:
72. A Legion World Gay Pride Parade featuring the Hot Hot Guys of Legion World dancing on a float to a really cool Rocket Man remix should keep everyone busy for a few hours. Done: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmMlW-gp9LI&feature=related
Beauty's where you find it. Not just where you bump and grind it.
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Another fine thread with a timely resurrection. Having just read through it, it seems I might be the only guy here that likes Tom Cruise (except for the part between his ears).
I've somehow avoided pretty much all exposure to Clay Aiken, so only indifference there.
You have to appreciate how much they both contribute to Kathy Griffin's act though.
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Hmm... I wonder why I was so concerned about a Gay LMBers revolt in the first place...
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91. Tell them the comics companies will break up all the gay relationships by killing off one member of the couple.
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92. Throw a Survivor-style contest where the winner gets to stay on the island for a month with three celebrities of his/her choice
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93. Distract them by providing links to Lashie and Mattropolis' Facebook exchanges.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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94) Yell, "Your ex-boyfriend tweeted that you're a bad kisser. And you give bad gifts!"
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95) Make them kneel. ![[Linked Image]](http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/623/kneelzod.jpg)
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