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Re: 101 Emergency Strategies in Case of Gay LMBers Revolt...
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96) Lock them in here:
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96) Unleash a flock of anti-gay preachers of all religions.

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97) UNLEASH THE MAD MOD!!!!

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Oops, we have two #96s!

So this should be 99:

99) Screenings of Brokeback Mountain and other relevant gay films, complete with free beer, popcorn, nachos and signed pictures with the lead actors

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So close to the end!

100) Tell them that (insert name of their favorite male celeb) has turned gay and is looking to date!

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101) Leak a copy of this thread to the revolting gay LMBers

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Yay! Another thread finished!

and just for fun...

102) STEAL THEIR BOYFRIENDS AWAY!

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103) Award ex-LMB leader Ram Boy with a diplomatic job as Ambassador To The Virgin Isles Planet.

(The resultant "welcome" festivities should provide distraction for, at a minimum, two or three weeks.)


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104) drink a 12 pack of Bi-Beer and join the revolutuion

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Hmm... now that we've assembled this list of secret strategies to take down the gay members of the LMB, it strikes me that these could be extremely dangerous in the hands of one of the less gay friendly planets, like Straightsylvania or Heteropia. We must be diligent about insuring that they don't get into the wrong hands!

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We should develop counter-strategies for these, that involve lots of scantily-clad men and hot sweaty mansex!

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When are these *gays* revolting anyway.

Will it be a street party? Should I wear a costume?

Can't wait! Pre-party at Peebz'. We'll have cocktails and drunken watermelon!

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I recommend wearing as little as possible.

I'll bring nachos!

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I keep a case of bi-beer around just in case so I can blend in and join the revolution

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We should develop counter-strategies for these, that involve lots of scantily-clad men and hot sweaty mansex!
So...basically just another day in the office...

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Things people from planet Straightsylvania really like include giant plastic testicles attached to the underside of their spaceships! hmmm

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105. Give the "COCKS WIN! COCKS WIN!" thread a reboot.


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106. Announce that the Cocks are going into overtime.


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[b]We should develop counter-strategies for these, that involve lots of scantily-clad men and hot sweaty mansex!
So...basically just another day in the office...[/b]
Alas, not mine! The Internet is too closely regulated.

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[b]We should develop counter-strategies for these, that involve lots of scantily-clad men and hot sweaty mansex!
So...basically just another day in the office...[/b]
Alas, not mine! The Internet is too closely regulated.

But boy, is your workplace fun!

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A lot of the ideas in this list would work as celebrations of yesterday's DOMA and Prop 8 reversals.

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Should we start a new thread about what to do when the heteros revolt? hmmm


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^Nah, we're already revolting.


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^Nah, we're already revolting.


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