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252. Kent gouges out his own eyes after seeing the brand new Liefeld Legion book.
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253. The collection fund to replace Kent's eyes is embezzled by roving bands of insurance lobbyists.
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254. Insurance lobbyists rule the world
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255. Insurance lobbyists add insult to injury by constantly running ads that say, "Stupid! You're all STUPID!!"
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The chopsticks are all mismatched.
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James Garner turns vegan and gets a cooking show on PBS.
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His "1001 things" stop being individually numbered round about page 18.
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270. Numbering returns but 10 from the list are mysteriously skipped.
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260. Peer pressure runs amuck on the LMB!
261. The damn cat won't stay off the freakin' counter!
262. Paul Levitz retires to Florida without completing his first story arc
263. The first story arc in the new Legion comic is turned over to Mark Millar
264. Mark Millar won't stay off the freakin' counter!
265. The Lard Force is summarily banned by the First Lady as part of her bogus "family wellness" program
265. cleome is tossed in the clink for threatening to hit the First Lady in the face with a pie
266. National ban on pie
267. McDonalds rebrands its pies as something called "McPockets"
268. Hostile forces overthrow the U.S. Government and install a sentient "McPocket" as Supreme Overlord
269. The Legion tries to go back in time and recruit Superman to help take down Supreme Overlord McPocket, but nobody remembers to charge up the Time Bubble beforehand
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272. Worldwide palindrome shortage
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273. Dinosaurs are cloned and take over the world
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274. The cloned dinosaurs receive a "Queer Eye" makeover and become metrosexual cloned dinosaurs.
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275. Sleet and hail in April.
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276. The market is flooded with poorly-made trombones.
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277. The word "trombones" is banned from television for sounding vaguely sexual.
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278. ...and yet the clearly obscene "tuba" continues to litter the airwaves.
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279. "Band practice" becomes slang for crazy sex orgy.
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Ram Boy: 279. "Band practice" becomes slang for crazy sex orgy.
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281. Belly buttons deeper than one inch are considered security risks and must be puttied up.
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282. "Seraphicwise" becomes a word used in everyday conversation.
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284. A porno gets made parodying the old Batm--ah, forget it! 
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