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76. All the good pots and pans get burnt beyond salvaging.
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77. White Castle becomes the dominant fast food chain
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78. It's impossible to purchase phonograph needles without access to a Time Bubble.
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79. Daily fistfights over the correct pronunciation of the word "Winath."
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80. "Throat-Warbler Mangrove" becomes the most popular pronunciation of "Winath".
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81. The Association of Planet Describers downgrades Winath from a "Regular/Okay" planet to a "Freaky Twins!" planet.
Holiday Inn Express pulls out.
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82. A candlelight vigil is held for Booger of "Revenge of the Nerds" just in case he's the next to disappear after Boner of "Growing Pains".
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83. The Tufted Tit-Mouse becomes the Legion World National Bird
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84. It gets harder and harder to find Cool Whip. Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: 83. The Tufted Tit-Mouse becomes the Legion World National Bird Hey! I thought I was Legion World's National Bird!
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you're our interstellar bird.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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85. LWers begin to lose interest in alcohol and sex (but not food, yet).
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86. The expression "eighty-six" sounds filthy even though it's not.
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87. Canada starts sounding like a sexy place to visit.
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88. The first new Legion story-arc centers around a villain named "Piano-Dropper Kid" and his/her murderous killing spree across the galaxy.
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89. The story referenced in 88 features the induction of Acid-Dropper Lad.
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90. It takes me over three months to post 1,000 times.
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91. Fart Girl becomes our most prolific poster.
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92. Posters actually start threads using "Rejected Ideas for Inane MMB Threads" as suggestions.
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93. Posters actually start threads using "Rejected Ideas for Inane MMB Threads" as the bases for new religions.
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94. His ne'er-do-well kid brother, Kip Shakespeare, is brought in to pick up the slack.
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95. Kip brings Scrappy Doo and Gleek along for the ride.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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97. People stop being able to count.
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98. 96 would have lead to permanent economic recovery, darnit!
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99. Lardi starts using mild expletives lie "Darnit".
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99. 99 occurs twice in the number system.
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