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51. Weapons of mass distraction are set off.
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52. Wile E. catches the roadrunner
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53. Un-Deux-Trois Cat sank.
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54. Insurance rates skyrocket.
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55. AIG Bonuses skyrocket even farther than before.
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56. Cats begin eating dog food and dogs eat cat food.
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57. Dogs become disinterested in other dogs' butts.
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58. various 101 threads go to 103 posts!!!
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59. ...while others are cancelled before the topic even appears on the MMB.
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60. ...Ben Bernanke was reappointed.
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61. All flavors of ice cream just taste like vanilla.
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62. Imitation vanilla, even.
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63. Nickelback, Micheal Bolton, and Anne Murray collaberate to release a tribute to Zamfir album
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64. Said Zamfir tribute album used by terrorists as potent WMD.
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65. Terrorists take proceeds, buy NBC and keep Jay Leno on indefinitely.
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66. Mass suicides ensue as news of immortal Leno gets out.
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67. Illegal human cloning lab in Thailand unleashes 200 Jay Leno clones and proceeds to make more.
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68. Leno clones mate with countless women and produce hundreds of thousands of Leno bastards.
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69. Plastic surgeons make a fortune doing chin jobs
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70. Dedman whiffed a perfect opportunity to insert a "69" joke into this list.
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Originally posted by Lardi: 68. Leno clones mate with countless women and produce hundreds of thousands of Leno bastards. Jay Leno is... Cobie?!?!?
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71. People begin to inexplicably mistake Jay Leno for Cobie?!?!?!
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72. Yoko Ono breaks up Phoenix, Interpol, Death Cab for Cutie, Green Day, Modest Mouse, Radiohead, Gorillaz, Muse, The Bravery, Gnarls Barkley, and The Ting Tings.
73. She takes a pass on Limp Bizkit.
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74. New cable network debuts: Emo-TV
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75. All pizza orders automaticly come with anchovies
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