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25. Klordny is duller than a Wednesday night in the Christian Science Reading Room.
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26. The dieters order the "Lite 'N Healthy Snack Assortment" for the big game, and yet this is what arrives at the door.
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27. Peyton Manning is so distraught over Kent's absence he throws a game-clinching INT.
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28. That's why the Patriots weren't in the Superbowl this year.
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29. The party on Bourbon Street starts running out of booze.
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30. Porno guys just can't get it up.
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31. Anal bead sales plummet
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32. Salad Tosser Lord loses interest.
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33. The LWMB Top 40 thread almost asploded!!
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34. My steamy recurring dreams... about... <span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text"><span style="font-size: 14px;"> HIM!! </span></span></span>
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35. Skynet becomes selfaware
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36. Constant confusion of Skynet with Skype, and vice versa.
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37. The general public (i.e. me) has neither the knowledge of nor the desire to learn what "Skype" is.
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38. Kris Kross wear their clothes the right way.
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39. Snoopy sleeps inside his doghouse.
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40. Garfield prefers Meow Mix.
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41. All new release video games become first person shooters
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42. The word penis stops being funny.
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43. Sand! Sand in the spinach!
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44. Tag trouble like you wouldn't believe!
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45. Hide and seek goes horribly wrong, no one gets found for days
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47. The number 46 takes a holiday.
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49. Calvin and Hobbes, Peanuts, Bloom County and Doonesbury all disappear from our time line.
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50. The US East Coast is covered in snow
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