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1001 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absence #266110 01/09/10 10:07 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 OP space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches OP cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR aka: "Hang Down Your Head, Kent Shakespeare!" 1. Nobody eggs me on when I make snide remarks about my state of origin . Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: 1001 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absence #266111 01/09/10 10:29 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 OP space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches OP cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 2. Zardi won't post when Kent's not here. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: 1001 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absence #266112 01/09/10 10:40 AM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 Exnihil Legionnaire! Exnihil Legionnaire! Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 3. Negotiations for the "Legion of Camelot" film break down and, instead, it gets adapted as an episode of "Smallville".

Re: 1001 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absence #266113 01/09/10 12:08 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 4. Nobody's around to remind us that when it comes to food, we don't have to settle for lesser quality, no matter how limited our budget. Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: 1001 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absence #266114 01/09/10 08:28 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 OP space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches OP cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 5. There's nobody who can karaoke all of Slade's songs at LMB parties. At least, there's nobody who can do it while sober. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: 1001 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absence #266115 01/09/10 08:45 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley nice to be missed! wish I could be around more. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: 1001 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absence #266116 01/09/10 08:49 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 OP space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches OP cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Around more of what? Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: 1001 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absence #266117 01/09/10 09:28 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,669 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,669 The Pyngwyn Colonies 6. Cakes don't come as airy and moist and pie crust doesn't come as flaky. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: 1001 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absence #266118 01/10/10 12:13 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 OP space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches OP cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 7. We try and get "that feeling" back again, but nothing happens. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: 1001 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absence #266119 01/11/10 10:23 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... 8. No one remembers where the LMB Constitution is.

Re: 1001 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absence #266120 01/14/10 07:41 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 OP space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches OP cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 9. ...or where the good Shepherd's Pie recipe is. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: 1001 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absence #266121 01/27/10 06:53 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 OP space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches OP cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 10. No one bids for my Zatanna action figures on megalobay.com anymore. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: 1001 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absence #266122 01/30/10 03:30 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,861 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,861 Café Cramer 11. The far right wing takes over all discussions. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: 1001 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absence #266123 01/30/10 07:21 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,994 Salem, Oregon USA Candlelight Legionnaire! Candlelight Legionnaire! Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,994 Salem, Oregon USA 12. There's no one for my role-playing character to protect or have a secret crush on. Oops, I told! A singin' and a dancin' along the way. JosephPrince.org

Re: 1001 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absence #266124 01/30/10 08:51 AM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,446 Denver, CO CJ Taylor Legionnaire! CJ Taylor Legionnaire! Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,446 Denver, CO 13. Unregulated use of the word "anal" becomes more prevalent Just spouting off.

Re: 1001 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absence #266125 01/31/10 02:35 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,861 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,861 Café Cramer 14. The toaster burns the toast, regardless of the setting. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: 1001 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absence #266126 02/02/10 07:25 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 OP space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches OP cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 15. Those damn German pancakes get into EVERYTHING!! Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: 1001 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absence #266127 02/03/10 10:40 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,669 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,669 The Pyngwyn Colonies 16. It becomes harder and harder to find the peach-flavored yogurt. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: 1001 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absence #266128 02/04/10 09:45 AM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer .. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 17. All the goldfish turn to silver

Re: 1001 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absence #266129 02/04/10 03:37 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,248 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,248 The Underbelly of Society 18. Active roleplays suddenly grind to a halt. Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: 1001 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absence #266130 02/05/10 03:48 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,861 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,861 Café Cramer 19. Leopards change their spots. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: 1001 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absence #266131 02/05/10 06:02 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC 20. Cobie fathers an illegitimate mixed-species baby. 21. The accelerator sticks on the Legion World Lexus Cruiser.

Re: 1001 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absence #266132 02/05/10 10:07 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 OP space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches OP cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 22. Every day feels like your first Monday back to work after two weeks off. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: 1001 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absence #266133 02/05/10 07:57 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,248 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,248 The Underbelly of Society 23. Tom Selleck's mustache starts dating Hitler's! Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: 1001 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absence #266134 02/06/10 02:54 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,861 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,861 Café Cramer 24. Bad hair day all around. Holy Cats of Egypt!