Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board The Omnichronal Orrery of Phineas B. Fuddle

<feels Cobalt's magnetic resistance>

<smiles> It won't be enough, old friend...<exerts more counter-force>

<span style="font-size: 25px;">I fear no nameless apparition!</span>

<blasts her with full Lard Force blast>

<Smacks Dark_L AGAIN...>


Time to go help my PARTNER!


<Flies out and loops around the Orrey...>

You Pull Cobie... I'll Push!


Truth and Justice shall Prevail
(And a one... and a two...)

"Watch this!"
Reaching around for large-ish chunks of rubble Yk throws them as high in the air as he can manage and grabs them one by one with his power and creates yet another vortex, this time of stone and concrete.
"A new trick"

Once it's spinning suitably fast, and rather quickly too, he directs the funnel at Dark Lard and savagely throws stone and twisted metal at DL. The materials smash and pound at the shield with speed and fury.

Behind Yellow the Micro-man tosses ever larger pieces of rubble into the Yk's spinning weapon of destruction.

(re-enters through extra-dimensional doorway)

okay, it's worth a try....

(readies ingredients)

<span style="font-size: 20px;">Okay, you call yourself Dark Lard, eh? Well, lets see how a Lardo like you likes THIS!</span>

(spashes Dark Lard with a fresh vegetable-health tonic)

<span style="font-size: 20px;">Ha! It may not hurt, but something so healthy, so...organic is bound to sap away at any Lard-based powers!</span>

<span style="font-size: 20px;">Nor YOU, Daxamite!</span>

<gives Ranger double the force blast he gave Ghost Girl>

<span style="font-size: 20px;">I'm not going anywhere until I smash this moon into Legion World!!!</span>

<sees Space Ranger and smiles>

Good to have you...by my side...buddy...

<with Ranger's help, Cobie is able to further hold the moon in place outside the orbit of Legion World>

Now we need Dark Lard to be taken down and we'll be okay...

<muscles strained like never before in his lifetime but the Ranger's presence has given him a renewed sense of optimism>

Ranger, if we live through this...how's about we restore the Security Office to what it once was...for old time's sake...for Sarya...

<trying to distract himself, Cobie continues to talk>

<notices Kent's veggy tonic>

<span style="font-size: 20px;">Ummm...tasty! Fool! You mistake me for the simpering idiot in the rubble below!</span>

<brings inertron pendulum down on Kent>

Hmmm.... If I can access the Orrery's navigation systems, and re-route the Orrery's gravitational flux capacitors, I might be able to....

well, it's worth a try..

<span style="font-size: 9px;">Okay Fat Boy... Let's see if we can burst your baloon!</span>

Jabs both of her Katanas into Dark Lardy's Butt!

(reacts to pendulum)
Ouch!
(slumps into the rubble)

<helps Lardy up>

Heya, Lardy. We're coming down to it now...I'm not sure what's left of us after Phineas can stop Dark Lard...

Other than trying to draft some additional outside help, I'm running out of suggestions! But if you have a plan, now's the time to tell it...

<attacks Lardy, attempting to stab him through the ribs with a leap>

Base villain! Thou art a foul, mockery of a true hero!

G-good to seeya, Lo...be a minute, 'kay?

<crawls through the wreckage, finds Rocky injured and barely conscious>

Rocky! Thank the gods you're okay!

<lifts rubble off Rocky and cradles him>

...thanks the gods....

<leaps directly into Dark Lard's body. His entire body seizes up in a frigid paralysis.... it takes all his might to try to fight the very possession of his body. Even as he fights the ghost's possession, he is defenseless to any other attackers>

<continues to focus on holding back the moon>

Phineas brought the Dark Lard here through his powers of time and space...maybe the natural properties of Legion World can be used against him...?

<rips off shirt, which is soaked with blood and sweat>

Starting to have trouble breathing...coming down to it now...and lo, there shall be an ending...

<span style="font-size: 30px;">Reflection!</span>

<Everything Dark Lard does begins reflecting back to him...>

<speaking from Dark Lard's mouth>

Keep attacking, Legion Worlders! I do not know how long I can hold him!

<pulls katanas out, kicks My away and hurls her katanas at her>

<span style="font-size: 20px;">Ah, Roy! I liked your face better the other way!</span>

<blasts him with a scorcher to the face>

<strengthens force field>

<focuses back on moon>

<span style="font-size: 20px;">More resistance! But not enough! You will fail!!!!</span>

<concentrates on moving the moon back toward Legion World>

Outside...

No Fricking Endings Today Partner...

<Redoubles his efforts and the Orrey slowly begins moving away from Legion World...>


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Stupid Fricking Thing is HEAVY!)

(wounded, but having feigned more serious injury to escape D-Lard's attentions, Kent now slowly crawls for the Orrery's navigation systems)

If ever we could use the LMBP Spectre, or Reboot, or Viv, it would be now...

<ducks another blast, helping Everyday Girl to her feet>

Hey Brit...look out!

LARDY!!

Bob swells in size swiftly growing to a 30 ft. angry giant. He steps in and drives a powerful fist into the force shield, rapidly smashing at the field he slams it wildly.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

<falls backward in pain from the burns to his face>

No! No, no, no!

<holds hands to face>

...everything i've worked for...gone...?

...no...if I die today...I die a Legion World citizen...a friend of the LMB...

Rocky...<looks up for a moment>...I-I'm sure they'll pull us outta this, but that monstrosity up there...he told me he never opened his heart again after Dru died, never let himself love again...<tears up>...and he's right. I've been afraid of, well, hurting myself and others--especially the one who's become so dear to me...

Rocky, there's something I have to tell you now.....

That's it, Ranger! Keep it going!

<continues holding the moon; his concentration is locked. He will not budge, his willpower will not break>

You won't be me, Dark Lard. That much I guaranty. I will not falter, I can only beat you, or simply die...