Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board The Omnichronal Orrery of Phineas B. Fuddle

All I get is... <span style="font-size: 30px;">SHIELD!</span>

I can shrink out of this but what about the others?

<erects a magnetic shield to protect the LMBers>

I can hold this for a few moments, but watch out for the Dark Lard!

And helluva a job, Lardy!

MMM-

I don't know you, but you seem to be connected to the Yellow Kids! Can you bring them to our aid?

<span style="font-size: 20px;">You will NOT stand in DARK LARD's way!!!!</span>

<blasts Triple M and Pagan Lass>

<holds on to Cobalt Kid as he erects a magnetic shield and the Dark Lard descends on them>

Oh God...Oh...

...

...

Wait...I...remember...?

<and suddenly, with Phineas gone, the changes he made to the timestream gradually begin to wear off>

Cobie! Lardy! Sharky! Everyone!

<looks at Cobalt and smiles, and remembers everything she experienced as Mary Hatch>

I remember it all! I'm normal again! I'm back--Jailbait Lass!

<addressing Dark Lard>
I shall.

There has been enough evil for one day, young being.

I am beyond your power to harm, and I stand against you!

Ohmygod! Hey Lard-Butt!

Click-Click <span style="font-size: 20px;">BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BALM!</span>

<span style="font-size: 20px;">At long last---you will all DIE!!!</span>

<blasts Kent and Cobalt>

(leaps at DL, hoping to wrestle/pin him as he did Phinneas)

<gets hit but rebounds quickly, adrenaline pumping>

I've had enough of you, "Dark Lard"! Everything about you is what drives my best friend to doubt himself. Look at how far he's come! You're obsolete--you'll never exist!

<unleashes magnetic sonic boom back at the Dark Lard, bringing a cadre of debris flying his way>

<span style="font-size: 30px;">Triple Fatburners and a TREADMILL!!</span>

<Dark Lard begins sweating profusely and visibly losing weight.>

<blasts Kent and Pagan with great ferocity>

<span style="font-size: 20px;">FLEAS!

You've only tasted my power!!! You will all DIE!!!</span>

<his purple energy radiates everywhere, and they all feel the entire moon shake>

<phases close to Dark Lord, reaches out her hand towards his face, but remaining immaterial. As her hand passes through Dark Lard's head, he experiences a moment of intense cold paralysis, and he shudders at the anger in her nonliving eyes>

I can do much worse to you. Corrupter of the Lard Force.

Stop this. Now.

"Hokey smokes that hurt."

Yk sits up in the rubble, a little steam rises off him, hie eyes are a little dilated and unfocused.

Micro-Man moves to the Kid and reaches out, "Ok Kid, you're not MY Yellow Kid, I get it now. C'mon let's go kick this guy in the chronal nards."

"Aaight! 'sup?" breathing deeply his eyes slowly start to focus on Kent.

<Flies in at hyper-speed and slams full force into Dark Lard!>


You! It Was YOU!


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(What the hell is going on?)

<span style="font-size: 20px;"> Aaaarrrgggghhhh!!!! You DARE?!?!?!</span>

<blasts the apparition and it weakens her>

<span style="font-size: 20px;">Even now, I'm hurtling this moon directly into your beloved Legion World!!! Enjoy your and Legion World's last moments, LMB!!!</span>

<span style="font-size: 20px;">Ah, Ranger! I shall enjoy sending you back to your grave!!! </span>

<boxes him in the ears with full Lard Force in his fists>

(staggers from DL's blast)

youch... Haven't been hit like that since I hogged Miss T's blanket...

(starts to re-attack)

Waitaminniit! We're forgetting the obvious! We're fighting a being of Pure Lard.... I know what we need!

(vanishes through an unseen extra-dimensional doorway)

Blam! Blam! Two explosive rounds explode on impacting LL's force shield.
>click<
>click<

Crap. I hate it when that happens.

Well, nice knowing you LMBers. And Lolita, just so you know--what I said in that timeline. I meant every word.

<flies up into the sky, looking towards the moon>

I'll handle the moon. I always said everything I'd ever done was for Legion World. Time to prove it.

Sweet as sweet...

<flies off at top speed towards a hurling moon heading towards Legion World--something so crazy, it almost doesn't seem real>

*under some rubble*

Unh...not again.

<looks up>

Shit...it's Evil Me! Too...to exhausted to do anything, god help 'em...

<struggles to look around>

Wh-where's Rocky?

<shocked that this "Dark Lard" could even make her feel any sensation a little bit>

Was that... pain? No, more like an itch.... Insects may sting as a distraction.

Your worst bite shall do nothing to me, Dark One.

Surrender now, or know my full wrath!

<flying at top speed, Cobalt focuses his control over magnetism more than he ever has before; the moon is really moving towards Legion World yet--the very act of doing that would cause a disruption that would surely destroy Legion World itself. But it is now beginning to shake, and that is disastrous enough>

All I need to do is hold it in place until what Dark Lard has done has worn off. Then all will be safe.

<he continues to concentrate doing exactly that. Blood begins to run from his nose and he is drenched in sweat>

Haven't come this far making amends with everyone...just to...check out now...

<Spins and hits D-Lard with an uppercut>

No graves today...

<Blocks a punch>

You're sweating... and shrinking...


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(And Stinking...)