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Resist, will you?
No, Dark Lard, control your body is mine!
death becomes me
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the more you struggle, the more you lose control, Dark Lard...
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<right by Lardy holding Rocky, watching on>
Do it, Lardy! I know its hard, but you must! Whatever happens I'm glad I did. You need to do the same...
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"How do we crack that @&%!! shield!" Bob shouts as he pounds away at it with a chunk of titanium-steel support girder he'd picked up from the rubble.
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
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(finishes wiring the navigation and artificial gravity systems)
Hang on, everyone!
(The Orrery lurches forward and movement starts to become more difficult)
Hold on! I'm going to use the Orrery's artificial gravity to partially repel the moon!
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<weakening>
Too...much...got to end this!
<span style="font-size: 20px;">I'll destroy you ALL!!!! Even if I take myself out with you!!!</span>
<begins building up to critical mass>
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...<watches on; there is nothing left any of them can do. It must end--now>
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<span style="font-size: 50px;">NO YOU DON NOT!</span>
<freezes Dark Lord's nervous system completely>
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<down in the rubble>...I'm in love with you, Rocky! No matter if you feel the same way or not--it's how I feel! <kisses him>
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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(aims the now-heavy Orrery like a billiard ball at the moon itself)
The bounce should give Cobie and Ranger the critical mass they need... even if none of us walk away from it.
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"What?"
Bob stops a swing and stares at the immobile Dark Lard.
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
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It's been so long since I've possessed anyone... I don't know how to use Dark Lard's own powers effectively while I'm in his body. It's up to you Legion Worlders!
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Lunar impact in two minutes!
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<begins to shimmer as Bob hits him>
Wh-what? Can't feel anything...the Ghost Girl...
<looks down, sees Rocky and Lardy in the rubble>
He--he did it?
<smiles and his form begins to change>
....farewell....
<Cobalt and Ranger feel the resistance to their efforts cease>
<DARK Lard coalesces into a formless yellow glob and drops to the Orrery's floor>
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Bob looks over at Kent and nods. He points to the hole in the roof Lard Lad had made several pages ago.
He takes a stance, steps into the swing and <span style="font-size: 20px;">whiff!!</span>
"Gaaahh!! Just when I swing for the fence!"
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<and suddenly the resistance gives out; the moon is safe; Legion World is safe; Cobalt and Space Ranger did their job--they held Legion World safe and sound until Dark Lard was phased out of exisence> Not a...not a...not a bad job, eh, Ranger...? <begins to faint slightly, but Space Ranger rushes over and catches him> ...heh...won't let myself faint...but maybe you could give me a lift back to Legion World? Or even a shirt? Bet the party in the streets of Legion World tonight will be killer... <again almost faints, but stays awake, though he lets Ranger carry him>
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<strained from such a lengthy possession, Ghost Girl fades away. As she goes, she salutes Everyday Girl and Lard Lad>
We will meet again, my friends...
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Originally posted by DARK LARD:
<DARK Lard coalesces into a formless yellow glob and drops to the Orrery's floor>
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(frantically tries to reverse course)
40 seconds!
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I can't reverse it! We're still going to crash! Evacuate! EVACUATE!
30 seconds!
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Originally posted by DARK LARD:
...true-friend... <lays Rocky down, hears telepathic call of the glob> Pro-D?<rushes over>
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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wait... if I can just....
yes!
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"Bob? Where have you been? Man, I'm happy to see you."
YK stumbles to his knees, burnt from the massive expenditure of power last few days have forced on all of them.
"Hey, you think you could get me a ride to Medicus? I don't feel so good." he mumbles as he fades out and all but melts to the floor.
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Ladies and gentlebeings, prepare for a lunar landing.... we may have a bit of a bumpy landing, but we won't be crashing at least.... 10 seconds...
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