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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/25/25 02:39 AM
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had a huge fight with my significant other ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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...and my wife fixed some household plumbing issues.
Long Live all them Legions!
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slept in for the first time in weeks
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Originally posted by Arm Fall Off Boy:
...and my wife fixed some household plumbing issues. ...and all it took was a little blue pill?  
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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...am getting my kitchen floor fixed. 
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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... had a cocktail at lunch and was useless for the rest of the afternoon.
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The things Cobie will do for a new lap...top. 
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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Bold Flavors
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Er, fellas, I deleted those posts. I like a good joke--but TOO FAR!!! Please don't post images of me like that   :sniff: I'll have to use my mod abilities to start deleting!
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...sharpened my claws to scratch anyone posting bad pictures of Cobie!
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Have you ever seen a good pic of him?  Other than my Cobie/Zoolander pic... 
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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contemplated (yet again) quitting my job and going to work at Disney World
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apologized to a friend, she was telling me something and it totally washed over my head till i got off the phone and had a moment to go back over what she said.
i guess it's true, when women are talking to men we listen,..but do we really listen?
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Originally posted by SharkLad:
contemplated (yet again) quitting my job and going to work at Disney World They might have you working full shifts running the "It's a Small World" ride... 
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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burst into affectionate laughter when, in the midst of a bickering spat, my wife referred to me as a "dullard." What a great word! 
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"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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strange but not a stranger
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found out I do not have tuberculosis (TB). I had to get tested for a possible temp assignment. They test you twice, seven days apart. You get injected with some liquid and go back in 2 days. If there is "a red circle", that is evidence that you have TB. My first test was OK. There was an initial mosquito bite-like bump that went away quickly. In checking 2 days later, the nurse even said "Where did they do the injection?" The second time there was a small red circle where they injected me and it didn't go away. SO I am thinking "Oh No, I have TB" But when the nurse looked at my arm she was "You're fine." I asked about the little red circle. And she said "Oh if it was TB, it would be a big circle and all bubbly." Needless to say, I was relieved.
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Originally posted by l.e.g.i.o.n.JOHN:
apologized to a friend, she was telling me something and it totally washed over my head till i got off the phone and had a moment to go back over what she said.
i guess it's true, when women are talking to men we listen,..but do we really listen? We absorb. There should be points for that too. IMO
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learned how to cook seitan.
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learned the maximum number of images allowed in a single post is 8 when I tried to put a zillion s on the Today I (verb) thread in response to Ram Boy's HILARIOUS photomanip of yours truly!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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...went out to dinner for my baby sister's 19th birthday.  I remember doing "Brother Daycare" for her when -I- was 19.
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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Originally posted by Exnihil:
learned how to cook seitan. And if you're not careful, Satan will one day be cooking you...  I kid. Bless you.
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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was in Philadelphia, so I took a swing by the apartment that I lived in 10 years ago.
It's now a coffee shop.
I ordered a coffee from the kid standing in my old kitchen; added some sugar in the corner where I once decorated a Christmas tree for the first time with my future wife; and drank it sitting on a comfy couch in the same spot our bed used to be.
You can't go home again... but if you do, be prepared for it to taste slightly bitter.
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did yardwork ... I hate yardwork ... really ... a lot ...
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Woked on my basement...getting it ready for renters.
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just cleaned my mouse. It is working so much better now.
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